Velazquez Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 he wears 6 pairs of basketball warm-ups, one over the other, to the gym. When he disrobes the emperor theme is transmitted through a ring modulator on his wrist watch/calculator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 he completed every computer game ever created without using a computer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 he can pee up a rope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 he can do that "nyrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" thing to animals like crocodile dundee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 He can switch hardflip like 16 stairs and then brew the dankest imperial IPA you've ever tasted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerwolf Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Sub-terranean forum Is this the oddest and most peculiar corner of the music world? What the fuck is this all about? I feel I have wandered into a strange church in the countryside and the gathering is a cross between The Children of the Corn and Deliverence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloud capture Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 cleaned and listened to my copy of mike & rich last night, what an album. Makes me laugh, bop, & chill. also his skin grows thc glands to not only protect from the suns rays & harsh elements of the environment, but all you have to do is chip off some of the natural keef & you have free smoke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 he thumb wrestles himself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 he makes onions cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cryptowen Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 He doesn't walk the dog, he ROCKS the dog He doesn't cook stirfry with a wok, he cooks stirfry with ROCK He doesn't wear socks, he wears FUCKIN ROCKS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 he is banned from northamptonshire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sirch Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 his strength, above all, is running the label nowadays, one would think..? tbh he doesn;t look like he's aged too well, so, this is probably the best role for him now. label manager/ a&r man/... sight seer/cad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iep Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 he'll still do one-armed pull ups when he's a double amputee he let's them do lines yayo from his overweight bum he gives money to poor people on the street, even though his label ain't exactly a cash cow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awesomeperson Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 Well it's definitely not drums that's for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 He has 1 foot long nipples. err maybe that's not a strength... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 he doesn't eat anything green Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 he doesn't eat anything green I heard he eats things green but it comes out the other end orange... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goiter Sanchez Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 I had a dream where I was engaged in a homosexual relationship with Mike P and we'd shit all over each others faces and lick one another clean... So in that instance, his long tongue and insatiable appetite for his own feces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 I had a dream where I was engaged in a homosexual relationship with Mike P and we'd shit all over each others faces and lick one another clean... So in that instance, his long tongue and insatiable appetite for his own feces. Well that certainly... is interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nowyouknow Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 i'm just discovering him with tango 'n vectif (2x Cd version). i don't know the second cd but it's really good, especially the title track & the mu-ziq theme. i like this cheesy-melodic sound from 93, rythms are a lil bit generic but great melodies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 His penis has a handle like a fleshy teapot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 he's covered shackleton live without using a single bongo. his gmail address is gmail@muziq.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 he can outrun an emu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berk Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 When he gets spam through his fax, he faxes it back to sender Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Surprised this has turned into a thread similar to chuck-norrisisms... Not much love at WATMM for paradinas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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