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what is µ-Ziq's strength

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he can perform a reverse cumshot to olympic standards.

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his saliva tastes exactly like maple syrup. he serves it on hotcakes for his house guests.

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i heard he has a portrait in his attic that gets glitchier every time he signs a juke artist.

i don't know why... but lol

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He invented stenography

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he wears 6 pairs of basketball warm-ups, one over the other, to the gym. When he disrobes the emperor theme is transmitted through a ring modulator on his wrist watch/calculator.

Edited by Velazquez

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he completed every computer game ever created without using a computer

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he can pee up a rope

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he can do that "nyrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" thing to animals like crocodile dundee

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He can switch hardflip like 16 stairs and then brew the dankest imperial IPA you've ever tasted.

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Sub-terranean forum

 

Is this the oddest and most peculiar corner of the music world?

 

What the fuck is this all about?

 

I feel I have wandered into a strange church in the countryside and the gathering is a cross between The Children of the Corn and Deliverence.

Edited by beerwolf

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a thread about him perplexes beerwolf

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cleaned and listened to my copy of mike & rich last night, what an album. Makes me laugh, bop, & chill.

 

also his skin grows thc glands to not only protect from the suns rays & harsh elements of the environment, but all you have to do is chip off some of the natural keef & you have free smoke.

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he thumb wrestles himself

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he makes onions cry.

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He doesn't walk the dog, he ROCKS the dog

 

He doesn't cook stirfry with a wok, he cooks stirfry with ROCK

 

He doesn't wear socks, he wears FUCKIN ROCKS

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he is banned from northamptonshire

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his strength, above all, is running the label nowadays, one would think..?

 

tbh he doesn;t look like he's aged too well, so, this is probably the best role for him now. label manager/ a&r man/... sight seer/cad.

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he'll still do one-armed pull ups when he's a double amputee

 

 

he let's them do lines yayo from his overweight bum

 

 

he gives money to poor people on the street, even though his label ain't exactly a cash cow

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He has 1 foot long nipples.

 

err maybe that's not a strength...

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he doesn't eat anything green

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he doesn't eat anything green

 

I heard he eats things green but it comes out the other end orange...

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I had a dream where I was engaged in a homosexual relationship with Mike P and we'd shit all over each others faces and lick one another clean...

So in that instance, his long tongue and insatiable appetite for his own feces.

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I had a dream where I was engaged in a homosexual relationship with Mike P and we'd shit all over each others faces and lick one another clean...

So in that instance, his long tongue and insatiable appetite for his own feces.

 

Well that certainly... is interesting.

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