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what is µ-Ziq's strength

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He clicker trained Chuck Norris.

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His Cranberry bread sells out at the church tag sales, without fail.

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His lovely melodies with FM-synths

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Guest VECTRON

he can write good songs and shit songs

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he can still make babies at 41

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he can rip off huge lumps of other songs and get away with it! like Jake Slazenger - Hot Fumes, basically the whole song is from the UFO song! Did anyone watch UFO?

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he pretty much went downhill after in Lunatic Harness which is his best album imo

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He uses qWERTY keyboard to write chords because it's awkward.

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Every night, he hooks up to his Lemsip infuse for at least an hour, even though he doesn't really need to do so. Owing to this, he has extreme fertility.

 

 

Mu-ziq can make brown sauce without even using any vinegar.

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He likes owls.

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He can speedrun any videogame in less than two hours (without skipping dialogue or cut-scenes).

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he is in possession of every single TF2 hat ever crafted

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he is in possession of every single TF2 hat ever crafted

Are you saying that he is notch?

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He can convert a half of a ham sandwich into into a completely up-to-date phonebook just by de-mustarding the bread.

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He can project a hologram of a donut from his belly button roughly 15-20 feet into the air.

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He can rectally queef the alphabet AND make it sound ring-modulated.

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pink-ring modulated

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he was dancing but he knew he wasn't dancing intelligently and something about that notion felt wrong

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He can project a hologram of a donut from his belly button roughly 15-20 feet into the air.

 

McGriff isn't showing as banned?!

:emotawesomepm9:

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he was dancing but he knew he wasn't dancing intelligently and something about that notion felt wrong

 

but then he DROP THE BASS'd whilst using an bongo and everything felt right again

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µ-ziq is tender and hardcore at the same time

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he files his receipts by the number of prime divisors in the total

 

he feeds on SDHC cards and upon consuming a terabyte of data his nipples became potentiometers

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