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what is µ-Ziq's strength

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his dog can butt-scoot across water

 

he can tie a knot in a cherry stem with his armpit

 

he once invented a new primary color but never showed it to anyone except for once but it was dark so they didn't see it.

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his manly musk.

 

 

and...

 

his beatmaking mask.

Edited by Plum

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he can speak in tongues, using sign language.

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he waterboards himself with his own urine, to keep himself honest.

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his abnormal apeptite for carb bars to keep him in great shape while making music that never gets released.

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He frequently talks with Ray Lewis.

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He does an excellent impression of Kate Winslet in Titanic

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He turned Richard Simmons straight.

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he can easily crush a grape.

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i heard he has a portrait in his attic that gets glitchier every time he signs a juke artist.

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he can break a rolling lol with a lol.

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Mike's primary sense is his keen sense of smell. He can detect one drop of blood in a million drops of water (25 gallons or 100 liters)

and can smell blood 0.25 mile (0.4 km) away. His paired nostrils are on the underside of his snout. Water continually flows through the nostrils, giving him olfactory information. Unlike sharks, his nostrils have nothing to do with breathing,

they are not even connected to the mouth.

 

 

edit: Mike as fuck!

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no, that's a shark.

 

although i have yet to see convincing proof that mike isn't a shark.

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drat! i often get the two confused.

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PROTIP: sharks generally don't have glasses or are married to watmm members.

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mike as fuck.

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anyway i heard one time he quantized a beat until it cried and gave up. that beat is now his housekeeper and does all his chores.

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what real life is to brazzers.com, mu-ziqs reality is to real life.

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Mike is a keen pigeon fancier. His Muffed Helmet "Big Jim" is his pride and joy.

Not really a strength per se, more of a Mike related factoid.

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That is so mike.

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