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Keanu Reeves got fat


Guest Adam

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It's about time someone made a thread to put Keanu Reeves in his place. Haha you fatty.

 

Hopefully he's also deeply unhappy and plagued with health problems.

 

he is (or for a long time was) unhappy in a lot of ways. there's stuff on the 'net about it, and it's pretty sad actually.

 

 

I read a thing about that recently. Some really rough shit. I like Keanu now.

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he hasn't been the same since his dad Superman died

Actually he's not related to Christopher Reeve, despite the similarity in family name.

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apparently humor is as foreign to you as getting laid.

Maybe your sense of humor isn't as obvious to some of us. Still, if you're looking to become enemies, that's a good start.

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Quinoa Reeves is a recipe I should come up with. Or anyone.

 

Also, make a Christmas wreath that looks like Keanu and call it Keanu Wreaths. That might cheer up Keanu.

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ew madame. I just went to see what squidge means and:

 

 

noun; a wet fart

verb; the act of ripping a wet fart

 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=squidge

 

 

i'd like to wet fart his cheeks as well tho.



I used to have a lifesized poster on bedroom door of this guy with his shirt off. He's such a cutie pie. Want to squidge his cheeks. *pinching gesture*

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