Stoya's dad watches redtube!

[kokoon]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

She's one of those "intelligent" porn stars (not that she isn't, I haven't read anything she's written or paid much attention to her). And she's not bad looking. Still never watched a scene of hers though.

Intelligent porn star, that's quite the oxymoron...

why?

if you get your brains fucked out on a regular basis, it follows that you probably don't have much of them left, no?

quality > quantity

yes!

wow she doesnt look like herself in this photo at all

Yeah I thought we were talking about the other Stoya...

[BOCfan]

I've often wondered how many times the father of a porn star, who has kept her career a secret, has logged on for some fappin' action only to see his sweet little angel taking it up the ass (or other applicable orifice). It must be one hell of a wtf moment.

[triachus]

I've often wondered how many times the father of a porn star, who has kept her career a secret, has logged on for some fappin' action only to see his sweet little angel taking it up the ass (or other applicable orifice). It must be one hell of a wtf moment.

 

I remember seeing this thread on somethingawful about a guy who found out he had a long lost half-sister or something. And when they meet it turned out she was this brangbros pornstar he had jerked off too.

[delet...]

well they do say that long lost family members can become especially attracted to one another. Perhaps their meeting led to a deep relationship.

 

;-p

[BOCfan]

 

I've often wondered how many times the father of a porn star, who has kept her career a secret, has logged on for some fappin' action only to see his sweet little angel taking it up the ass (or other applicable orifice). It must be one hell of a wtf moment.

 

I remember seeing this thread on somethingawful about a guy who found out he had a long lost half-sister or something. And when they meet it turned out she was this brangbros pornstar he had jerked off too.

 

 

Oh man!

[autopilot]

that's hot

[triachus]

 

 

I've often wondered how many times the father of a porn star, who has kept her career a secret, has logged on for some fappin' action only to see his sweet little angel taking it up the ass (or other applicable orifice). It must be one hell of a wtf moment.

I remember seeing this thread on somethingawful about a guy who found out he had a long lost half-sister or something. And when they meet it turned out she was this brangbros pornstar he had jerked off too.

 

Oh man!

 

I can't watch the thread on somethingawful, since I don't have an account. But I did find a copypasta of the thread somewhere:

 

 

 

From the SomethingAwful forums:

 

My sister is a pornstar!

 

I went to visit my parents this year for Thanksgiving, pretty typical American style holiday excursion. I packed up my wife and the twins and headed out Wednesday night on a five hour trip back to the place where I grew up. Needless to say, by the time we got to my parents' house, we were all pretty exhausted. My wife and I unpacked the car, and as she put the kids to bed, my dad came up to me.

 

"Son, we need to talk. Tomorrow for dinner we're going to be having someone else over."

 

Well, yeah, duh, my sister and her fiance, right? Well, yeah, them plus someone else.

 

My father sat me down and went on to explain to me that my sister, my other sister, was coming to visit.

 

But wait, I didn't have another sister?

 

Wrong.

 

 

Turns out my father had an affair when I was really young and I have a half sister I never knew about. OK, I was pissed, sure, but this needed time to process plus I was exhausted from working all day and then driving with 2 crying babies for 5 hours. I hit the bedstack and tried to sleep. I figured I could deal with this in the morning.

 

Well I woke up and talked to my wife about the whole thing as well as my mom. They both seemed relatively understanding considering my parents were separated at the time and the 25 years that have passed have sort of dulled the hurt of old wounds. Plus, as it turns out, my mom had another boyfriend at the time as well (!!!). How the fuck did happen and me not know about it for 25 years?

 

Well my dad went to pick up my new half sister at the airport Thursday morning, and we all tired our best to get ready and be calm. My brother in law to be was acting like a douche, so that helped take my mind of the impending scenario. I was never so grateful to see that asshole.

 

Anyway, my dad comes in with my half sister, and my jaw fucking dropped. I recognized her. It was Kacey.

 

[image was removed, but just google "kacey bangbros" but not when you're at work sheesh]

 

My half sister is a porn star/nasty slut/former subject of my jerk off fantasies. Needless to say, I think she realized I recognized her, and dinner was SUPER awkward. She didn't really say anything to me about THAT, and I tried to avoid any subject which may lead in any way shape or form to anything vaguely relating to sex.

 

I woke up this morning, packed up my kids and wife and drove straight home. I explained to my wife in the car on the way home and she understands why I was skeeved. I apologized to my parents that I had to leave, but pretended that I had an emergency call from work and had to go. I didn't want to tell them that I had see my sister suck 8 dicks at once or that I had pulled my pud thinking of the idea.

 

I don't know how the hell I am going to talk to my parents now without thinking about my half sister, and not really in a sexy way either. I am pretty confused/angry/agitated right now and I think the shock is subsiding and the other emotions are flooding in. I don't really know what to do. Any advice?

 

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2191192

 

[kaini]

lol that wasn't quite what i was going for, but buck is an interesting fella.

i am a fan of genderqueer pornography, and i absolutely adored stoya's shots with jiz lee

super NSFW

 

 

 

 

[baph]

I kept thinking during that secret chiefs 3 concert a month ago, when Sasha Grey was standing pressed up next to me and poking me in the rib with her delicate elbow, "I wish this was Stoya so I could win watmm."

[goDel]

Pics or it didnt happen.

[baph]

My gf can confirm, but I didn't want to harass SG. She was having fun enjoying my favorite band.

 

I wouldn't make this shit up. Plus she wasn't Stoya.

[triachus]

Sasha Grey was standing pressed up next to me and poking me in the rib with her delicate elbow

 

that's one way to develop an elbow fetish

[Guest nene multiple assgasms]

someone should create a browser extension that blocks your daughter's pornographical films and photographs.

[BOCfan]

 

 

 

I've often wondered how many times the father of a porn star, who has kept her career a secret, has logged on for some fappin' action only to see his sweet little angel taking it up the ass (or other applicable orifice). It must be one hell of a wtf moment.

I remember seeing this thread on somethingawful about a guy who found out he had a long lost half-sister or something. And when they meet it turned out she was this brangbros pornstar he had jerked off too.

 

Oh man!

 

I can't watch the thread on somethingawful, since I don't have an account. But I did find a copypasta of the thread somewhere:

 

 

 

From the SomethingAwful forums:

 

My sister is a pornstar!

 

I went to visit my parents this year for Thanksgiving, pretty typical American style holiday excursion. I packed up my wife and the twins and headed out Wednesday night on a five hour trip back to the place where I grew up. Needless to say, by the time we got to my parents' house, we were all pretty exhausted. My wife and I unpacked the car, and as she put the kids to bed, my dad came up to me.

 

"Son, we need to talk. Tomorrow for dinner we're going to be having someone else over."

 

Well, yeah, duh, my sister and her fiance, right? Well, yeah, them plus someone else.

 

My father sat me down and went on to explain to me that my sister, my other sister, was coming to visit.

 

But wait, I didn't have another sister?

 

Wrong.

 

 

Turns out my father had an affair when I was really young and I have a half sister I never knew about. OK, I was pissed, sure, but this needed time to process plus I was exhausted from working all day and then driving with 2 crying babies for 5 hours. I hit the bedstack and tried to sleep. I figured I could deal with this in the morning.

 

Well I woke up and talked to my wife about the whole thing as well as my mom. They both seemed relatively understanding considering my parents were separated at the time and the 25 years that have passed have sort of dulled the hurt of old wounds. Plus, as it turns out, my mom had another boyfriend at the time as well (!!!). How the fuck did happen and me not know about it for 25 years?

 

Well my dad went to pick up my new half sister at the airport Thursday morning, and we all tired our best to get ready and be calm. My brother in law to be was acting like a douche, so that helped take my mind of the impending scenario. I was never so grateful to see that asshole.

 

Anyway, my dad comes in with my half sister, and my jaw fucking dropped. I recognized her. It was Kacey.

 

[image was removed, but just google "kacey bangbros" but not when you're at work sheesh]

 

My half sister is a porn star/nasty slut/former subject of my jerk off fantasies. Needless to say, I think she realized I recognized her, and dinner was SUPER awkward. She didn't really say anything to me about THAT, and I tried to avoid any subject which may lead in any way shape or form to anything vaguely relating to sex.

 

I woke up this morning, packed up my kids and wife and drove straight home. I explained to my wife in the car on the way home and she understands why I was skeeved. I apologized to my parents that I had to leave, but pretended that I had an emergency call from work and had to go. I didn't want to tell them that I had see my sister suck 8 dicks at once or that I had pulled my pud thinking of the idea.

 

I don't know how the hell I am going to talk to my parents now without thinking about my half sister, and not really in a sexy way either. I am pretty confused/angry/agitated right now and I think the shock is subsiding and the other emotions are flooding in. I don't really know what to do. Any advice?

 

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2191192

 

 

Dayum! That must have been one awkward dinner for sure: one hell of a dynamic experience right there.

[goDel]

 

Sasha Grey was standing pressed up next to me and poking me in the rib with her delicate elbow

 

that's one way to develop an elbow fetish

 

 

I'm still wondering who came first. SG or baph? Or baph's gf who may be turned on by watching people poking elbows.

[mcbpete]

*wonders where Cytherea comes into all of this*

 

 

Apart from everywhere

 

[RichieBees]

OH HI why the fuck do my posts keep getting removed? cant i join in this discussion about whos face we'd like to cum on after we throat fuck that fucking whore bitch?

i mean shes into idm and stuff also i paid her on cam so were good friends

fuycking

FUCK OFF fucking

porn cunts

 

lets have an intellectual discussion about the ppl we watch when we jerk off then go "urgh" and x the incognito window

[Guest boo]

i just watched stoya and sasha grey looking like naked creepy victorian dolls dribbling sperm on each other

 

because of this thread

 

 

don't see how this thread is appropriate for modern watmm

[Adieu]

i just watched stoya and sasha grey looking like naked creepy victorian dolls dribbling sperm on each other

 

because of this thread

 

 

don't see how this thread is appropriate for modern watmm

 

link please?

[RichieBees]

ok guys in an act of penitence re: my previous shit posts in this great thread i will contribute to the discussion about storya and watch a porn video with her in it

look at "Babes - Playful redhead Stoya plays with her sexy blonde gf"

 

 

ok a blonde lady is kissing the brunette ladys legs and taking off her underpants

the blonde lady is squeezxing the brunettes bum

ok now u can see the brunet (storya?) herASSHOLE AND CUNT

its really boring

now theyre kissing a bit

and the bl is taking of the br's tshirt

ok now the blonde is licking THE BRUNETTES ASSHOLE and RUBBING HER PUSSY (CUNT)

ok now the brunet is on her back with her legs spread out and is licking the blonde womans foot while the blonde woman playus with the brunettes CUNT

ok now the brunette has her tshirt back on (CONTINUNITY PPL) and the blonde is straddling her face

NOT THE BRUNET IS licking the blondes ASSHOLE AND CUNT

now the brunete is on the blondes face and getting her CUNT AND ASSHOLE FINGERED

end of video ive jizzed and am filled with a feeling of disappointment with myself and this thread

 

 

discussing porn is great and i hope to contribute mmore posting content to these sort of threads

ps can we post pics of these fucking whores or waht i wanna compare my jizz target with the other dudes

[Guest Adam]

the sexy blode gf is not some random sexy blonde gd but kayden kross who is possibly even more famous than stoya, weird u didnt like that video, i kinda liked it when i fapped to it, just maybe too hipster cus those fucking blurry fucking plants cover like a half of the fucking screen its insanely fucking annoying just let me fap fffs

[Guest Adam]

also i fucking h8 when pornstars scream like some fucking monkeys or something wtf there is a difference between faking that you are feeling good and faking that you are being fucking tortured. such a boner killer. WHHHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA FUCK ME AAAAAAAAA BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEE HURRRRRRRRRR DUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRR. fucking retards wtf

[YEK]

if you wanna hear screaming watch asian porn...

[MisterE]

adam i actually agree with you on something. anyway who gives a fuck if a porn whore is supposedly smart? there are plenty of smart people of all varieties out there, and not all of them are willing to slurp cum from a gaping asshole. (or ARE they?)

related:
http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=i_hate_sasha

 

i relate to his explanation of why he doesnt care about a porno whore's brains.

[Guest RadarJammer]

i relate to his explanation of why he doesnt care about a porno whore's brains.

a smart porn actress is a gimmick and harmless but some (probably most) porn actresses seem kind of mentally handicapped and probably on drugs and while that in itself is more sad than anything, actually masturbating to those girls has a predatory feeling or at least is crossing moral lines imo

 

and with all the girls screaming and guys going "oh yeah" repeadetly there it definitely looks like they aren't comfortable and enjoying themselves and watching that is probably psychologically harmful in some ways

 

perhaps one of the things that attracts people to stoya is she makes herself appear totally comfortable on camera, which is a rare thing in porn