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nobody can pull it off like they do. I can't think of a single electronic artist as consistently innovative as they are.

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nobody can pull it off like they do. I can't think of a single electronic artist as consistently innovative as they are.

 

And I'm sure Arthur Schopenhauer agrees as well.

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autechre are l event

 

oh god

 

key osc

 

l event

 

guys

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autechre are l event

 

oh god

 

key osc

 

l event

 

guys

 

 

:cisfor:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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autechre are l event

 

oh god

 

key osc

 

l event

 

guys

 

 

theyre

 

watching

 

:wtf:

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nobody can pull it off like they do. I can't think of a single electronic artist as consistently innovative as they are.

And I'm sure Arthur Schopenhauer agrees as well.

 

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autechre:

> check status

 

CAREER:

> status: You are now relevant.

 

autechre:

> look around

 

CAREER:

> You are standing in a very quaint bedroom. Quite British, innit?

 

autechre:

> i

 

CAREER:

> Inventory: You are carrying [sEAN'S KNIFE] "Cannot be used unless you are standing in an alley and CAREER is over". [MARMITE] "Find out who loves it or hates it." [CRUSTY NOTEBOOK] "An old notebook containing contact information of fellow musicians you have met during CAREER. Good to impress groupies with." [bULL WALLET] "I don't get it".

 

autechre:

> look west

 

CAREER:

> This side of the room is filled with big beat making machines to make your big beats with. Your random music generator is currently rendering. Best leave it alone for now.

 

auteche:

> look east

 

CAREER:

> You see a table with Rob's laptop. A website has been opened. It seems Sean has been using Rob's account to aggravate a music making forum again. The moderators have been alerted. Best leave it alone for now.

 

autechre:

> look south

 

CAREER:

> You see a door with a lock. The lock has a Warp logo and a timer. The timer will end in 17 seconds, 47 minutes, 22 hours, 19 days, 8 months and 2 years. Best leave it alone for now.

 

autechre:

> look northface

 

CAREER:

> You see a closet where you keep your jackets of unspecified brand. They are crudely strewn on the floor. The closet door is slightly open.

 

autechre:

> examine jackets

 

CAREER:

> Crudely strewn. Blasphemy.

 

autechre:

> examine closet

 

CAREER:

> The closet door is slightly open. You hear wheezing and the air smells greasy.

 

autechre:

> open door

 

CAREER:

> A Skrillex appears! It looks like he means business.

 

autechre:

> examine Skrillex

 

CARREER:

> Skrillex has a circling hord of fans that prevent examining.

> Skrillex uses [bZZRRT] sound

> Skrillex gains +150.000 Popularity

> Skrillex gains +150.000 Press Attention

> Skrillex gains +150.000 Fans

 

> Skrillex damages you with -19.944 Popularity

> Skrillex damages you with -47.409 Press Attention

> Skrillex damages you with -1 Fan

 

autechre:

> use big beat machine

 

CAREER:

> Your random music generator is currently rendering. Best leave it alone for now.

 

> Skrillex uses [WOB] sound four times

> Skrillex gains +150.000 Popularity

> Skrillex gains +150.000 Fans

> Skrillex gains +150.000 Chance Of Mislabeling Other Music As Dubstep

 

> Skrillex damages you with -19.740 Popularity

> Skrillex damages you with -7 Fans

> Skrillex damages you with +91.663 Chance Of Being Mislabled As Dubstep

 

> <WARNING: STATUS [relevant] IS IN DANGER>

 

autechre:

> use laptop+google:autechre songs

 

CAREER:

> The moderators have turned on searchlights and released guard dogs. Best leave it alone for now.

 

> Skrillex pays [JOURNALIST] to drop the word "avant-garde" in an article.

> Skrillex gains +17 Popularity

> Skrillex gains +3 Fans

> Skrillex loses -80.500 Credibility

> Skrillex gains +150.000 Angry Internet Threads

 

> Skrillex damages you with -1.993 Popularity

> Skrillex damages you with -105.000 Internet Attention

> Skrillex damages you with +79.000 Intellectual Embarrassment

 

> >>>WARNING<<< Skrillex is preparing [THE DROP]. Cresendo 24% Complete.

 

autechre:

> use [MARMITE]

 

> Skrillex seems to love it. His fans seem to hate it.

> You have damaged Skrillex with -150.000 fans.

 

CAREER:

> Skrillex is preoccupied with smearing [MARMITE] on everything.

 

autechre:

> examine Skrillex

 

CAREER:

> His horde of fans have been diminished, but there are still plenty that prevent examining.

 

> Skrillex has depleted [MARMITE]

 

> >>>WARNING<<< Skrillex is preparing [THE DROP]. Cresendo 57% Complete.

 

autechre:

> use [bULL WALLET]

 

> Skrillex seems to get it. His fans don't. Skrillex tries to explain.

> You have damaged Skrillex with -149.982 Fans

 

CAREER:

> Skrillex is preoccupied with bemusedly looking at printed ms-paintings and photoshops that are stashed in [bULL WALLET].

 

autechre:

> examine Skrillex

 

CAREER:

> His horde of fans have been diminished, but there are still plenty that prevent examining.

 

> Skrillex has depleted [bULL WALLET]

 

> >>>WARNING<<< Skrillex is preparing [THE DROP]. Cresendo 74% Complete.

 

autechre:

> use [CRUSTY NOTEBOOK]

 

> Skrillex freezes, stutters, sweats and shakes as he is overjoyed with excitement to finally have the personal information of his favourite musicians in his hands. His fans have no idea who any of these fucking old guys are and start to realize he's a dork.

> You have damaged Skrillex with -142 Fans

 

CAREER:

> Skrillex is preoccupied with franatically copying every information from [CRUSTY NOTEBOOK]. He is currently at Aphex Twin.

> Skrillex damages himself with -112 Fans.

 

autechre:

> examine Skrillex

 

CAREER:

> His horde of fans have been diminished, but there are still plenty that prevent examining.

 

> Skrillex is preoccupied with franatically copying every information from [CRUSTY NOTEBOOK]. He is currently at Boards Of Canada.

> Skrillex damages himself with -89 Fans.

 

autechre:

> examine Skrillex

 

CAREER:

> His horde of fans has been greatly diminished, but there are still a few that prevent examining.

 

> Skrillex is preoccupied with franatically copying every information from [CRUSTY NOTEBOOK]. He is currently at Venetian Snares.

> Skrillex damages himself with -17 Fans.

 

> Skrillex has no more fans.

 

autechre:

> examine Skrillex

 

CAREER:

> He seems rather frail.

 

> Skrillex has depleted [CRUSTY NOTEBOOK]

 

> >>>WARNING<<< Skrillex is preparing [THE DROP]. Cresendo 96% Complete.

 

autechre:

> push Skrillex

 

CAREER:

> Skrillex falls over and sheds a single tear before he hits the ground and shatters into a thousand pieces.

 

> CONGRATULATIONS. You have defeated Skrillex. You gain some of his experience.

 

> you have gained +300.000 Fame

> you have gained +150.000 Marketing Manipulation

> you have gained +100.000 Hairstyle Inventiveness

> you have gained +4 Producers

> you have gained +1 Experience.

 

> CONGRATULATIONS. You have gained a level. Check your status to see your progress.

 

> CONGRATULATIONS. You have saved CAREER. For now.

 

autechre:

> check status

 

CAREER:

> You are now L-Event.

 

 

 

 

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"laelaelael"

 

-- Arthur Schopenhauer

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Christ. yes.

 

*marmites the fuck out*

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*takes handful of blue icing from cookie monster cake, spoodges it all over face*

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one does not spooge on self.

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omfglol

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triachus

=best post of possibly forever

 

you win..

 

everything

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I think if you replaced the word "Autechre" with "Aphex Twin", this thread would be much more relevant. Especially when you do jack shit for the past half decade.

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Yeah a grt post, like those very old school computer games. by the way and who gave stan kubrick a black eye?

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mind_blown.gif

 

@pyramidpanes, an accident during the incident in the picture on the left

 

Edited by MadameChaos

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I think if you replaced the word "Autechre" with "Aphex Twin", this thread would be much more relevant. Especially when you do jack shit for the past half decade.

Yep agree with that to about aphex, although i can see why people would question ae's relevance, and would agree to a certain extent, although you could apply that theory to anyone or anything. Perhaps watmm is the wrong place to discuss this as 99% of everyone seems to be a hardcore fan.

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@pyramidpanes, an accident during the incident in the picture on the left

 

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haha amazing, blackeye by sculpture penis

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Read that word for word.

Shed a tear when Venetian Snares depleted Skrillex of his remaining fans.

 

Best post in forum, let alone thread.

 

:beer::music:

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I love you Tria, fucking asshole

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"i came here just to reread the triachus' post"

 

- Arthur Schopenhauer

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You defeated the internet with that post mate

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