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The Female Is Far From Being More Sexually Modest And Restrained Than The Male


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or are we dancer?

 

rlol (and a delightful one at that)

 

edit: I'm drunk and I can't type

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Bullshit! Men and women are pretty much the same. Social conditioning is the main difference. (that and the fanny/willy thing)

 

Yeah. And women get turned on by monkeys getting frisky.

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I used to be so shy that aggressively horny girls that took initiative were the only ones I ever got to frolic in the jungle with.

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BTW guys, did you know that men have willies and women have fannies? And when you rub them together you make babies.

Actually, I rubbed my willy into a fanny as a young, inexperienced adolescent in order to avoid a baby. You know you're helplessly horny if hot dogging in a condom feels like fireworks.

This is like wolf mask II as I'm sure thid will be deleted when Saturday shenanigans become Sunday morning sins.

 

What's hot dogging?

 

 

men have willies and women have fannies? And when you rub them together you make babies.

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Bullshit! Men and women are pretty much the same. Social conditioning is the main difference. (that and the fanny/willy thing)

 

Yeah. And women get turned on by monkeys getting frisky.

 

Damn those sexy monkeys.

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What's hot dogging?

 

Think of a sausage between buns.

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it's chilli-dogging you want to worry about

 

edit: or get excited about (depending on your particular preference)

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Ha

 

BTW guys, did you know that men have willies and women have fannies? And when you rub them together you make babies.

Actually, I rubbed my willy into a fanny as a young, inexperienced adolescent in order to avoid a baby. You know you're helplessly horny if hot dogging in a condom feels like fireworks.

This is like wolf mask II as I'm sure thid will be deleted when Saturday shenanigans become Sunday morning sins.

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ox07KB95J0

 

Men are naturally polygamous (wanting many women)

Women are naturally hypergamous (wanting only one man at a time, but easily switching to a new one if hes more attractive)

 

Hmm...only as loyal as their options, eh?

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you'd never see a grindr app for girls. women are a more picky and have a bigger list of boxes you need to tick off before they will fuck you.

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So looking back at your history, how many times have you been raped by aggressively horny women?

 

;D

 

Haha, they would keep pouring me shots sort of like a date rapey dude. Pretty exciting stuff.

 

you'd never see a grindr app for girls. women are a more picky and have a bigger list of boxes you need to tick off before they will fuck you.

 

It's only true for dating sites which can be unpredictable and unnecessarily challenging. Meet a girl at a party or out somewhere and you're already talking to her in person!

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