yshf Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 i'm in bed all the time it is my home its gross and grimy this is where miracles happen jesus that sounds like a poem or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 If you say it does, it doesn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghOsty Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 I'm laying in bed, awake because of the damn roofers next door... As soon as my gf is gone for work I'm cranking the stereo with the windows open and outblasting whatever the fuck they're listening to on their shitty radio and thier retarded chatter. I haven't decided what to put on yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 I watmm'd from bed most of last month until I got a new desk and chair like a civilized watmmer. i watmm from bed and occasionally glace over at my desk in disdain. like a watmm king. i have craig anderson feeding me grapes and sup is holding my balls lest gravity get the best of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 Sounds like it deserves the MSpaint treatment. Are there any MSpaint artists in the house. I'm typing on a iFruitmachine atm so I have an excuse not to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friendly Foil Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 I'm not in my bed right now, but when I am, I'll make another post. I promise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 I'm on my bed. Can I join in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 When I'm in bed half-asleep and spooning with my lady, she often farts into my crotch. For some reason this will make me fart a few seconds later. In my half-awake state I will often imagine her sonorous, resonant, tuneful-lady-trombone farts shooting down my urethra, penetrating mucus membranes via osmosis in order to reach my lower bowel and then being filtered and metamorphosed into dense, throaty, tenor-vibrato, draft 7.30-man farts. This is what I think about when I think about The In Bed Thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 Someone should really add the reniform puls lyrics to one of those generic lyrics sites ph ph ph ph ph ph phoooort ph ph phort ph ph phoooort ph ph phoooort (sean pls) ph ph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 I'm in bed! Fuck it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YangYing Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 Bed post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 I can touch my bed from where I sit. I shall be in it in about an hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 Bed post. Ah-ha! I see what you did there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlesWatkins Posted August 15, 2013 Author Share Posted August 15, 2013 [youtubehd]jCI_Alt7zcE[/youtubehd] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 back to bed, keeping the watmm close. Someone should really add the reniform puls lyrics to one of those generic lyrics sites ph ph ph ph ph ph phoooort ph ph phort ph ph phoooort ph ph phoooort (sean pls) ph ph LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kokoon Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 I'm in a sleeping bag in a tent, camping! It's cold and I've been to a mountain lake today. People are snoring loudly in neighboring tents and some small animal just began making weird funny little critter noises. My girlfriend is working on a crosswords next to me, we'll be asleep in 10 minutes. Now I also hear a high-pitched female snoring. Okay my girlfriend says let's go to sleep. Now she saw I wrote a bunch of text and wants me to read it to her... And I have, after I read this entire page to her. Good night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 I'm in a sleeping bag in a tent, camping! It's cold and I've been to a mountain lake today. People are snoring loudly in neighboring tents and some small animal just began making weird funny little critter noises. My girlfriend is working on a crosswords next to me, we'll be asleep in 10 minutes. Now I also hear a high-pitched female snoring. Okay my girlfriend says let's go to sleep. Now she saw I wrote a bunch of text and wants me to read it to her... And I have, after I read this entire page to her. Good night! Ah Man! Totally jealous, I fucking love camping. Did you toast marshmallows over a fire under the stars? What am I saying of course you did. * daydreams* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlesWatkins Posted August 22, 2013 Author Share Posted August 22, 2013 [youtubehd]XPKUKFDhjpw[/youtubehd] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremymacgregor87 Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 I'm on the toilet I guess that's not a bed uhhhh, sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sprillian Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 The bed of one's bowels. It counts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dylanmcknd Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 I'm in arm's reach to my bed. I'm actually pretty surprised at the lack of ACTUAL in bed posts in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 here's one, but it's now time to get up and make coffee boring innit? next time i enter this thread from the comforts of my bed i expect a proper pillow fight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 On the bed, and without a stitch on. It's hot. Both meanings yeah? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 I'm in bed eating raspberries! Which thread to post in??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vertsk8er419 Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 might as well be your death bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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