Jody Dark Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 ok, so i just got back from the liquor store (not camping anymore), and i was listening to analord, and was just a few buildings down from where i live, and i saw this cute little kitty. maybe a few weeks old. i stopped and petted it for a while, and tried to find where exactly it came from, there is no collar on its neck. so i wished it luck, and tried to walk home, but it kept chasing me, and so i kept trying to make it go back to where it originally was, and i played that game for about 10 minutes, then decided to just leave it. well, it followed me home, and in doing so, i think its probably lost all sense of direction do i go back down and grab the little guy? is he better off on his own? im not supposed to have pets in my building, and i dont want the the little bugger pissing on my couch (or cigarettes for that matter) what do i do?! is it theft if i take it for a day or so? i am good with cats... please help me, says the little kitty... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 Take it back where you found it and stay there untill it leaves you. Bring food and a warm blanket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 Take it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friendly Foil Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 If you have no idea who owns it or where it belongs, and it followed you home, take it to a shelter or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 take it freebase its pee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dylanmcknd Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 Keep it for the time being and see if there are any sorta posters or something about a missing cat around your area. If not, take it to a shelter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 Put it in a space suit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
data Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 Put it in a space suit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YangYing Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 *responds quickly* It's the analord cat. It's sacred. It followed you. Take it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jody Dark Posted September 6, 2013 Author Share Posted September 6, 2013 ok, so all votes go towards taking it. im strongly considering it. its raining now.... thx for your quick responses ill keep you updated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YangYing Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 ok, so all votes go towards taking it. im strongly considering it. its raining now.... thx for your quick responses ill keep you updated The analord cat chose you as it's keeper.It's your destiny to keep him and call it: Analord cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 yeah safest thing to do with a lost two-week-old kitten is take it in most likely scenario is some feral cat just had a litter did it look comfortable with being outdoors? that's your best indicator i think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jody Dark Posted September 6, 2013 Author Share Posted September 6, 2013 what does have a litter mean? it didnt look comfortable being outdoors. the cars driving by were scaring it, and at one point it got all sketched out and ran up a small tree like a squirrel... im going back out to find him now. seriously, my only issue at this point is it pissing on the couch. i could move the couch in my bedroom, then maybe id be safe from damage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 what does have a litter mean? it didnt look comfortable being outdoors. the cars driving by were scaring it, and at one point it got all sketched out and ran up a small tree like a squirrel... im going back out to find him now. seriously, my only issue at this point is it pissing on the couch. i could move the couch in my bedroom, then maybe id be safe from damage A litter is a group of newborn kittens. And I think you should just assume it's a homeless kitten until you start seeing lost posters, or ask around if it's a small neighborhood. Otherwise it sounds to me like you've got a new pet. Oh and put tinfoil on your couch. Cats hate the texture of tinfoil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jody Dark Posted September 6, 2013 Author Share Posted September 6, 2013 so i just spent 20 minutes looking for the guy. i was thinking like a cat, trying to find it. its nowhere to be found. i hope its ok kitty, if youre reading this, i am sorry, i should have grabbed you when i found you kind of a bummer, i could use a little friend running around, and i was gonna call him Backdoor Ranky and everything.... i snapped a pic when i first saw him...guess it was the last time too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adieu Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 Put out food, and play the analords for a long period of time. The analord cat will answer your calls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 that kitty looks way older than a few weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jody Dark Posted September 6, 2013 Author Share Posted September 6, 2013 i know, when i uploaded the pic onto my computer and saw it again, i thought the same thing. but no, that car must be gigantic or something, making the cat look relatively large, but i insist that this cat was very tiny, and was obviously newly born. i know cats...cat is my middle name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 lol yeah that cat (which looks 2 years old) is gonna be fine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 that car must be gigantic or something, making the cat look relatively large Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jody Dark Posted September 6, 2013 Author Share Posted September 6, 2013 fuck you guys, it was a kitty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 maybe the long exposure makes the kitty look a bit larger and therefore older than it actually is but maybe the darkness+streetlights made the kittykat look younger than it actually is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 ghost cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peace 7 Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 Micro kitty walks. In the background, a Hot Wheels car. If a stray cat ever followed me around, I would just start to suck its dick so hard. (nah I wouldn't, but that for some reason is cracking me up right now) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterE Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 jody i just want to say that, if you were the chick in your avatar i would smoke some of your pissarrettes with you. i thought to say that in your piss smokes thread but it was too late and basically past deadline. so i said it here. i'd smoke a few of them even if you did just ditch me in chatmm and even if you are a kitty hoaxer. that's a friggin cat. anyway i heard speculation that you were actually vsnares and i think thats more likely than you being that girl. which is disappointing, but i gotta go with the math. since i dont like vsnares it makes me feel better about you ditching me in chatmm too, to imagine you're him instead. frikin vsnares hot chick imposter kitty hoaxin fake piss stick story meth induced track making bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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