List Films You Wish You Hadn't Watched

[eugene]

i walked out of the last 20 minutes of elysium, and the thing is that i was watching it on the computer at home. so i just removed my headphones, walked to the kitchen, made some tea and watched the tv for a bit while the film was still playing on the computer.

[Guest Atom Dowry Firth]

Skyline. I implore you, do not under any circumstances waste your time on this. I wanted to slit my wrists. It is the worst film I have ever seen by a country mile.

 

Also:

 

Star Wars I, II, III

Indiana Jones 4

The Matrix sequels

Predator 2 (I keep trying to like it but I just can't)

Alien Resurrection

Alien vs Predator

Aliens vs Predator - Requiem

Predators

Prometheus

Irreversible (grim)

A Serbian Film (grim)

Legally Blonde

[Schlitze]

,The Sound Of My Voice' is a detestable piece of hipster shit.

[olo]

Visitor Q - just no...ugh.

 

Scary Movie, White Chicks, basically anything that has the Wayans brothers credited - no need for explanation

[olo]

Dreamcatcher - fucking turd

 

Streetfighter - see above

[Redruth]

i've been avoiding the filthy compulsion to try what i'm assuming is a tragically horrid film; i'm curious, has anyone here tried the movie 43?

[doublename]

What Women Want

The Hangover

Savages

all X-Men movies

Sleepless in Seattle

Terminator 3

Alien Resurrection

[doublename]

How could I forget Miss Congeniality and My Big Fat Greek Wedding

[Redruth]

I wish i hadn't watched The Big Lebowski.

 

heh, alright i'll bite

[MadameChaos]

heh

 

[Alcofribas]

i walked out of the last 20 minutes of elysium, and the thing is that i was watching it on the computer at home. so i just removed my headphones, walked to the kitchen, made some tea and watched the tv for a bit while the film was still playing on the computer.

flol @ this concept. i'm gonna start doing this.

 

for me there are ever so many films to select but I'll just mention:

 

Garden State. Fuck you.

[Guest A/D]

The Room

 

oh my god where do i start. some people class this in the "so bad it's good" category, but personally i found it actually physically painful to watch. "oh hi mark!"

 

Ahh..one of my favorite films. Gonna see it tonight with gf & family. Can't wait.

 

My list:

Transformers 2

Matrix 2 & 3

Wish I'd only seen LOTR once, it was horrible after the first time

Unbreakable

Annie Hall

A horrible documentary about some rich kids kayaking in Africa, can't be fucked to look up the name

[dr lopez]

 

Garden State. Fuck you.

 

 

one of my first dates ever with a super cute norwegian girl in 8th grade...

 

*lights dim*

 

A ZACH BRAFF FILM

 

"GARDEN STATE"

 

WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY ZACH BRAFF

 

*close up of zach braff's ugly mug*

 

"this is gay as shit, sorry"

 

as we leave the theater all i can remember her saying was "wow... you're really opinionated"

 

 

oh well

[MadameChaos]

I liked garden state but I had this little voice in my head the whole film saying "Dr Dorian!". It was p annoying.

[cear]

 

i walked out of the last 20 minutes of elysium, and the thing is that i was watching it on the computer at home. so i just removed my headphones, walked to the kitchen, made some tea and watched the tv for a bit while the film was still playing on the computer.

flol @ this concept. i'm gonna start doing this.

 

for me there are ever so many films to select but I'll just mention:

 

Garden State. Fuck you.

 

 

can you imagine a guy recommended that movie to me?

 

other than that my obvious ones: 2012, pirates saga (through unforeseen circumstances i ended up watching most of em), avatar, spidermans (same story here), titanic, iron man, slumdog millionaire, the time machine remake, riddick movies, independence day, charlie and the choco fact remake, day after tomorrow, i am legend, the mummy reboot serie, v for vendetta (i have no idea how so many love/like this movie, what a trainwreck), hancock (nearly anything will smith related really), davinci code, unbreakable,...

[Captain James Mission]

The Exorcist. Not because it's bad, I've seen it several times, even in the cinema.

But because I was raised roman-catholic and this movie scares the shit outta me.

[Captain James Mission]

I wish i hadn't watched The Big Lebowski.

 

[chartnok]

Eraserhead

and watching Paranormal Activity 2 in the cinema when it came out.

[popiax]

Easy A might be the worst movie ever made

 

Paranormal Activity 2 in the cinema when it came out.

My friends and I fully walked out of this movie....like an hour of a goddamn pool vacuum I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

[data]

into the wild

grizzly man

[AJW]

into the wild

grizzly man

 

surprising choices.

 

I kind of regret paying to watch Dude Where's My Car in the cinema. Though we did have fun poking fun at it afterwards over beers.

[beerwolf]

into the wild

grizzly man

 

into the wild? yeah, thats fucking awful

grizzly man? no, thats fucking awesome

[luke viia]

Wayne's World 2

[OneToThirtySix]

Batman & Robin

 

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!! if the most enjoyable part of your film is a close up of the lead's anatomically correct codpiece, you have issues.

 

This is a vague statement.

[Redruth]

v for vendetta, unbreakable

 

 

 

into the wild

grizzly man

 

unfortunately, i'm going to be forced to question your tastes here, friends