MadameChaos Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrLMLFE5Eec http://elitedaily.com/news/world/this-man-has-had-sex-with-over-1000-cars/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gravity Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 A+ thread title A+ thread content Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkaholic Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 i remember seeing this man being interviewed on channcel 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friendly Foil Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 lol the part where he kisses the helicopter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YangYing Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 I can now die happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcbpete Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 i remember seeing this man being interviewed on channcel 5Good memory - the show was called My Car Is My Lover and was shown back in 2008: NSFW-ish warning: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RadarJammer Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 how the hell do you fuck 1000 cars without getting beaten to death by a drunken sportsfan? you would think someone would spot him rubbing his dick on something in public and he would wind up with half a jaw missing. i know people get beat up for peeing on cars all the time. it doesn't really seem like a legit story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soloman Tump Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 seems legit, it was aired by channel 5 which i take to be an honest and transparent broadcasting service. The quality and depth of their shows cannot be beat. Lol licking cars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethel Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 That picture still from that video is horrifying. I actually read about this yesterday and I guess there's like 40 or so of these type of people on record from around the globe. Anyways there's another doc made about a woman in a relationship with the Golden Gate bridge or some shit. Fcknweird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcbpete Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 Anyways there's another doc made about a woman in a relationship with the Golden Gate bridge or some shit. FcknweirdThat was actually from the same series - https://vimeo.com/32989072 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 If only the cars could love him back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Atom Dowry Firth Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 I'm sure in his head they do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gravity Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 If only the cars could love him back He just needs a car with a Siri sort of thing integrated. "Ahh. Yes. Right in my muffler. Yesss. Would you like me to look up nearby restaurants for our next date? I've set a notification for our next fuck." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DorkingtonPugsly Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 Now I don't feel so bad about myself... I've set a notification for our next fuck." lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 lol brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 I sometimes forget the British vernacular - I thought this thread was about a guy who put upholstery in over 1000 cars... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zkom Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 If only the cars could love him back He just needs a car with a Siri sort of thing integrated. "Ahh. Yes. Right in my muffler. Yesss. Would you like me to look up nearby restaurants for our next date? I've set a notification for our next fuck." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manmower Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 lol at him fapping to the Trans Am in the parking lot at night/cut to the other guy washing it the next day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkaholic Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 nothing beats ejaculating on the bonet of a car or replacing the oil with your cum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshuatxuk Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 We should be talking about this guy, who is a healthy MONOGAMOUS relationship with a vehicle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doublename Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 JG Ballard lols from beyond the grave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geosmina Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 lol the part where he kisses the helicopter. he kissed its anus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted October 16, 2013 Author Share Posted October 16, 2013 i guess the car equivalent to rimming is licking the exhast pipe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MadameChaos Posted October 16, 2013 Author Share Posted October 16, 2013 holy fuck i forgot this, BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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