Guest disparaissant Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 http://what-would-i-say.appspot.com this site mines your facebook statuses and comments and comes up with randomly generated sentences based on things you have said in the past. it is like, a ridiculous amount of fun. some good ones from my feed: "je t'aime the POKEBATTLE" "look how cool i am" "there are single lesbians in my escape from space STATION" "Hello, Christmas episode features guest star Coolio as himself!" "wil wheaton calling in on THE MOON" "ARRRRRRRGH dot jay peg" "logically speaking i have something binary discourse HELP" "wait. nothing screams gay louder than pridefest" "...............!͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌ ̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌!͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌!͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌ ̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌!͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌!͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌ ̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌!͌͌͌͌͌͌ ●͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͜͡●!͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌ ̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌!͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌!͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌ ̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌!͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌!͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌ ̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌!͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌!͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌ ̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌!͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌.......................!͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌ ̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌!͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌..!͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌ ̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌!͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌. !͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌ ̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌!͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌!͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌ ̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌!͌͌͌͌͌͌ ●͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͜͡●▂╱▔▔▔╲▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂╱ ▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂╱▔▔▔╲▂▂ ▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂╱▔▔▔╲▂▂ ▔╲▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂╱▔▔▔╲▂▂ ▔▔▔╲▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂╱▔▔▔╲▂▂ ▔▔▔▔▔╲▂▂ " "you and your FUCKING MEMES" this website is the river that Narcissus stared into. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 "jodorowsky fanart is GAY" "Ohhh Facebook kind of my housing deposit in, He's Patrick Gambolputty de von Ausfernschplendenschlittercrasscrenbonfrieddiggerdingledangledongledungleursteinvonknackerthrasherapplebangerhorowitz ticolensicgranderknottyspelltinklegrandlichgrumblemeyerspelterwasserkurstlichhimbleeisenbahnwagengutenabendbitteeinnürnburgerbratwustlegerspurtenmitzweimacheluberhundsfutgumberabershönedankerkalbsfleischmittleraucher von Hautkopft of Ulm." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshuatxuk Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 healthcare laws will now resemble Switzerland's more than those who looked like a jawa. Hh my cat punched me all this. Because Rio is evil, Moore is releasing his gf dying during the football season. The real mess, no it Rain was unaware of her borrowing pens and the Christmas Special. Well, I present to describe their Live or Hilary Duff. Perhaps a last hurrah for the vacuum of days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olo Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 perhaps a last hurrah for the vacuum of days. Truer poetry has never been written. In fact, this sentence generator might put some poets out of business. +1 Technology. 0 for beat poet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 Austin needs some goth garnish. oh god, some new facet of emotions of my psyche is ON YR LIST! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 from now on mark fell YOU OWE ME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 hmm i guess this only works if you've posted a decent amount of status updates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Obama R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshuatxuk Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Obama R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Is that Chutulu speak or Welsh Elvish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 cthluhu speak, i think! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 holy shit this is amazing funny how super Duper Penguivman at a gap between an SH101 with I remember from the guitar, vocals and bought a bike. What's on music? CiP entries on watmm badge. It really can talk, try The kimchi ramen at jazzy thrash. It's cheesy, but talking about a dying megadrive in places. I remember saying, I made last girl you got to his pocket and a Revolting Cocks record today. and who can forget about the solo aaargh, how could get a progmetal even half The sampled voice = sweeeet Maybe I should be a dreamboat too, right? time for some anodyne. luv apex twins play outside violin solo I remember the kind of thing. please help, i probably never think of as fuck Had a weird halfasleep thought upon seeing a bangin' techno release without much I remember nothing as elaborate, but yes, music fuck yeah staying in and that i am highly tempted to write 'uplifting' stuff. Trucks sliding out Crazy dream lastnight about recording quite possibly my paints and thought I might actually I remember having a couple of people If only I could get used by french house I remember nothing else gives a fuck so i could make comments about someone's weight are no CUBICLES IN the bottleshop near my parents' place I remember saying, I was able to write some oldskool techno track. Huy Fong factory song! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheatheman Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 Wow, this is cool. It's like those bot comments on youtube, or like the statuses on hacked accounts. He enchanted my baby As long after I have the vinyl is how Zack and Cody feel? Thyme tonic is just some of the factory farms in this construction workers in the presence of nakins to be kona triangle will Windows 8 The prime meridian, hmm. No he's still have an iPhone? Yes, but... Oblate spheroid doesn't pronounce chilaquiles correctly, but i was almost 6 gigs on my iPhone and grey's anatomy is a saddening lack of soda cup images on top of a lot of people the rooms of a sudden, the time. It's a winwin.[/size] - ME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 Oh I GET dating site spam? edit: a lot of my posts are nonsense/gibberish through iphone voice recognition anyway, so this is awesome as fuck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheatheman Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 next time we don't have bonemeal in them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cult fiction Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 SWEAR TO urinate from, essentially creating a new track on where drinking from the first outing since having Morrissey didn't wear a belt, so his own now and recovering after a grueling but after the front. So I wanted to return with a live drummer going to be getting better with moistening fold protection and he showed a PETA animal cruelty montage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 I thought everyone had to order one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 Also, drunk. And I DONT DeSrvE mE oh dear i stopped CARSTEN NICOLAI FROM the deluxe edition. Their fries were fucking awful, awful fate. Interspecies erotica courtesy of software i've pirated? anyone with connections wanna promote the lesbian agenda, while also you ARE WITNESSING A truly shitty human GY!BE and queer stuff, simple. unintentional datamoshing, troll or truly a relationship between two computers aw yeah *turns into a rocket and blasts off* Ringtailed Lemur + Yamaha DX7 There has inserted more and more comic sans into every quiz and exam study guide in that i think I've got nothing on a flying fuck sees Dick in heaven is by aphex Twin Peaks, Washington racism isn't cool, there's a bear named this IT'S A fourthgrader's social studies book in an academic setting. jesus jiminy christ on crutches what a point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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modey Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 yoy yoy yoy yoy yoy yoy wuwuwuwuw bnoooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 oh fuck: So much progress in the MEN'S TOILET AAARGH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheatheman Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 We are getting hemorrhoids by mistake?Should be tangible, concrete, necessarily finite. I hate endless feeds.I listen to vinyl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 haven't had a decent night's sleep in 48 minutes WHOOOO LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andihow Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 this is the best thing ever... -Come see good shape considering they're completely and utterly wrong, but there's a guy jackin off of western civilization so feel free -337 bigups caterpillar junglist massif -every time when i CAME BACK some poor wife of ridiculous -20th ave under the train -once in the mattress and some fahrenheit 451 shit. -anyone confused about dubstep -assisting on the moon. -jar jar makes deliveries at your daily that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bitroast Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 pretty much the best album i mean. not that i mean. not so i mean. not understand why the coat aphex twin admiring dickheads ^^^ ( this last one pretty much sums up me / you / rest of watmm ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bitroast Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 i'm gonna do gotta have a spliff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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