Guest Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 Emily Dickenson = amateur the guy who adds the laugh track to Big Bang Theory = professional so... Pretty much. Of course, laugh track guy could be an amateur noisbient operetta composer in his spare time that would blow everyone away. Really, Dude, you surprise me. They're not gonna kill shit, they're not gonna do shit. What can they do? They're a bunch of fuckin' amateurs, and meanwhile, look at the bottom line: Who's sittin' on a million fuckin' dollars? Am I wrong? Nothing is fucked here Dude. Nothing is fucked. They're a bunch of fucking amateurs! Marked solved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunktronics Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 He neglected to mention semi-professional. hahha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 It sounds like he's overcompensating for something... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Emily Dickenson = amateur the guy who adds the laugh track to Big Bang Theory = professional the guy who changed the laugh track of the Big Bang Theory with the laugh of Tidus from Final Fantasy X = artist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brisbot Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Must express disapproval of article in catchy soundbite. Syntax overrated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Braintree Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 Emily Dickenson = amateur the guy who adds the laugh track to Big Bang Theory = professional the guy who changed the laugh track of the Big Bang Theory with the laugh of Tidus from Final Fantasy X = artist Another way the show could be 10 times better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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