Guest A/D Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 So I generally have greatly satisfying micturations. I open myself to the universe and Heaven's waterfall comes barreling forth in a cacophony of grandeur, leaving me restful and depleted. Then, with no warning, I'll feel a tightness tap-tap-tapping at my urethral valve. A quiet, insistent, unignorable swollenness. When I give in to this reality, I pass no more than a tablespoon of liquid, a shameful, bitter dram of regret. Sometimes this will happen twice, especially in the shower, sometimes putting m'lady at grave risk of contamination. So who else has Secret Pee Pockets? Is there a cause, a remedy? An early sign of Death's creaky steps? Or a simple unfortunate facet of life, unexplainable, irredeemable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcbpete Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 I'm definitely not saying it is this, but this was the first thought - http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Cancer-of-the-prostate/Pages/Symptoms.aspx (so get yer bum-bum checked out just in case !) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 I pee sitting down a lot and sometimes, when I stand up, a little more comes out that I have to prepare for. Just a little tho. If I just stood up and pulled my pants up, I'd probably get a little wet spot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 OP sounds like the start of a novel I've been waiting to read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 After turning 30, when I finish peeing I'm never actually finished peeing (ie. there's a teaspoon's worth of bonus drippings where previously there would have been a clean faucet shut-off). I often have to whip it back out two to three times to ensure the job's done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
granty Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 I get the after dribble sometimes, usually after a few days on the sauce. I get fooled every time, no matter how many shakes, I think I'm safe, relax, and then BAM! Wet jeans. But yeah, get your prostate checked out please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 I get the after dribble sometimes, usually after a few days on the sauce. I get fooled every time, no matter how many shakes, I think I'm safe, relax, and then BAM! Wet jeans. But yeah, get your prostate checked out please. it might be an infection. i get this now and then, but its doubtful that i would have prostate cancer in my twenties you mightalso have a narrow urethra (Hank Hill Syndrome) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 After turning 30, when I finish peeing I'm never actually finished peeing (ie. there's a teaspoon's worth of bonus drippings where previously there would have been a clean faucet shut-off). I often have to whip it back out two to three times to ensure the job's done. you can shake and you can dance but the last few drops go in your pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 disappointed this thread isn't about a secret pocket you put inside your trousers to pee in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 reading the thread title i first thought it was going to be about this: edit: lol 2WV, didnt see your post at first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A/D Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 disappointed this thread isn't about a secret pocket you put inside your trousers to pee in. It wasn't, but maybe..it always was... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 micturations this word makes me crack up, ever since I heard it used that way in the Big Lebowski. can't believe such a word exists. disappointed this thread isn't about a secret pocket you put inside your trousers to pee in. me too. I was all ready to read about some exciting new development in first-world apathy that allows one to piss comfortably and sanitarily without moving an inch. I suppose such things must already exist though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Catheter bags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 It's the way of the future guys. I got a colostomy bag years ago and never looked back. Why have the inconvenience of shitting and wiping your ass when you can just collect the poop in a bag? Also cleanup has never been easier as I just throw the used bag off of overpasses onto busy highways and PRESTO! Once I save up enough money I'll get a cath bag too. Ultimate convenience. ps. no offence to anyone that actually has this horrible inconvenience... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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