Goat Simulator 2014!

[ghOsty]

Anyone else seen this, kind of a parody on all the Microsoft simulator games, but holy fuck does it look hilarious... Apparently it stared as just a joke, but now the developers are making it into a real game check it!

 

and watch the trailer/pre-order at the website... the trailer looks even more ridiculously awesome

http://www.goat-simulator.com

[huzur]

We live in the future

[MadameChaos]

the bit where it climbs the water tower thing (whatever it is) is even more disturbing than when it gets hit by a car.

 

seriously.

 

why?

[Guest Atom Dowry Firth]

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[Soloman Tump]

They are only beta graphics and as such not yet 100% real life accurate.

 

I hope they can spend a lot more money on modelling goats climbing vertical access ladders but that shit just looks whack

[Guest Atom Dowry Firth]

I think that's the point dude

[Soloman Tump]

I think that's the point dude

 

[Guest Atom Dowry Firth]

lol

[jhonny]

lol

[Guest]

lol

[triachus]

lol

[DorkingtonPugsly]

Oh so they're gona let us be able to buy/play it finally, awesome.

[Soloman Tump]

I think I would actually play this.

Does it have a level up system, run faster, buck harder, grow horns etc? Presuming you have to eat stuff to keep up energy, maybe you need to pee / crap as well?

[Ivan Ooze]

[Candiru]

The G.O.A.T-est game. of. all. time. OF ALL TIME

[Adieu]

In simulations you are supposed to simulate things. Being a crane climbing axe wielding goat is not really a simulation of a goat. I want to frolic in the sprawling green pastures. I want to be gently herded by my benevolent caretaker and his trusty canine companion. I want to find true goat love under the potent beams of sunlight. I want to be impregnated by my goat love, and I want the life giving fluid gently squeezed from my stiff nipples. And when the time is right, I want to release new goat life from my goat womb and experience the wonder of goat parenthood in all it's glory. And I want to eat a shit load of grass, and chew license plates.

[triachus]

In simulations you are supposed to simulate things. Being a crane climbing axe wielding goat is not really a simulation of a goat. I want to frolic in the sprawling green pastures. I want to be gently herded by my benevolent caretaker and his trusty canine companion. I want to find true goat love under the potent beams of sunlight. I want to be impregnated by my goat love, and I want the life giving fluid gently squeezed from my stiff nipples. And when the time is right, I want to release new goat life from my goat womb and experience the wonder of goat parenthood in all it's glory. And I want to eat a shit load of grass, and chew license plates.

[Hugh Mughnus]

Shitty buzz.

 

At first glance I thought it said "Goat Stimulator". You had me all excited.

[Guest A/D]

This would be the first MMORPG I could really get into. It's a thing of beauty.

[spratters]

Limitless possibility.

[ghOsty]

G.O.A.T.

[Guest transmisiones ferox]

I would buy it for 0,99 on my psn

[baph]

 

 

I'd actually like to just play a game where goats savagely murder people who laugh at goats. Fuck people. Goats r00l.