Guest Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 I think that Carrots and Cucumbers are my favourite vegetables. I know it's hard for you guys to resist making phallic jokes, but I had to share this intimate moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 OMG me too! Sometimes I even eat them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Eat... I... what the fucks wrong with you, mang? The carrot penetrates the soft tissue of the cucumber, and they'll make babies. Fuck this world is going M A D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xox Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 what's interesting about carrots is that if you pull them from a ground, take a bite (without washing it) and return them into the same whole they will grow back completely. amazing! couldn't believe myself but it works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 eating carrots right now. cool ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adieu Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Rhubarb is the greatest veggie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 carrot in a hotdog bun = ultimate vegan hotdog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adieu Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 with ketchup or? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Reggae reggae sauce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 with ketchup or? ketchup looks too much like blood... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 with ketchup or? of course, i mean shit man, a dude's gotta LIVE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fiznuthian Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Tomato or die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 every time I see your screen name fizboss, I think "Fig Newton" I just can't help it. It doesn't even make sense or resemble it that closely. I'm damaged lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fiznuthian Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 It's only fair Stephen. Every time I see your post I automatically assume you're Stephen G. Post, a public intellectual, speaker, professor of preventive medicine, and best-selling author who has taught at the University of Chicago Medical School, Fordham University-Marymount, Case Western Reserve University School of Medicine (1988-2008) and Stony Brook University School of Medicine (2008-). Also, nobody dare question the superiority of a hand-picked, organically grown heirloom vine tomato. And unlike your pussy carrots that hide in the ground all day, the mighty tomato can climb to the sun on organic and inorganic structures and get what it needs. A real go getter. I bet if you stuck a tomato plant next to your weakling carrot it would strangle it to death and feed it's remains to the birds. There's a reason carrots fit snuggly up rectums. Because that's where they belong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 That Tomato looks mean and evil =( And you may/may not have correctly invented/identified my self invented/actual identity..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fiznuthian Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 carotenoids will shrink your balls and turn you into an oompa loompa I actually love carrots. Only slightly less than a good tomato. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 but a tomato is a fruit ( ! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Root5 Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 So is a cucumber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fiznuthian Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 But.. the thread started with a reference to culinary classifications, not botanical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vertsk8er419 Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Root5 Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 But.. the thread started with a reference to culinary classifications, not botanical. Then tomatoes are probably vegetables. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fiznuthian Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 As a wanna-be botanist/horticulturalist it makes me rage, so I feel you man.I tried once to pull the "but it's a fruit" or "it's actually a tuber" card all the time but you end up coming across as a smug plant nerd. Only computer nerds are sexy in 2014. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Root5 Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 I feel like the whole "tomatoes are actually fruit lol" was started by nerds who didn't actually realize the full extent of vegetables that are technically fruit. Nor did they realize that vegetable isn't even a botanical concept, and so there's not reason a fruit can't be a vegetable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fiznuthian Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Yeah it's all kinds of wacky. Tomatoes are crops, and weed is actually candy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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