Guest M360 Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 "I think you just rearranged my ovaries." Vagina redesigna? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshuatxuk Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 "I think you just rearranged my ovaries." Vagina redesigna? Like an elephant in a teashop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshuatxuk Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Penis size and sex abilities aside, I've been told I know a lot or that I'm an old soul. Those are always nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audioblysk Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Penis size and sex abilities aside, I've been told I know a lot or that I'm an old soul. Those are always nice. I was just posting about the old soul thing when your reply beat me to it. Damn you. Also - Judging by how many people posted about saying they were told of their awesome-ness in bed/possesion of a massive dong, it confirms my suspicion that pretty much all women say that kind of stuff, even if you suck in bed. I know I've never told a chick she gave/has given a bad blowjob... I'll offer therapy via PM for all those still coming to grips with the fact of life I just enlightened you with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny O Flannagin Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 My son (who was 6 at the time) asked me a question I didn't know the answer to... "But you know everything!" Dads - THEY KNOW EVERYTHING What was the question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Root5 Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Someone told me that I was misunderstood. I felt very vindicated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 "nice shoes, wanna fuck?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chim Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 "you have the biggest dick i've ever fucked" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Your smile makes my pussy squirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 i see a pattern here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 "You have such emanation!" "Wow, I can't believe you remembered that!" "You are one of the few in the scene who plays good music" And my thesis guidance wrote a very heart-warming letter at my graduation. Basically most people I meet are very kindred towards me, mostly because they let me though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KyoAcid Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 All of this is fucking brilliant! Lol Sent from a mobile device using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tec Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 "Sorry luv, oh, err mate, sorry, with that hair I thought you were a bird". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 "you're very clever aren't you? You don't look like you are, but you are." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calx Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 My son (who was 6 at the time) asked me a question I didn't know the answer to... "But you know everything!" Dads - THEY KNOW EVERYTHING What was the question? Something about tractors if I remember correct :-) Rubbish daddy must try harder (or make it up) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Ooze Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 from a belgium death metal webzine "the absolute weakest track on the compilation is by soldered poon, with a singer that sounds like his head is stuck in a bucket of old poop" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ifeelspace Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 You have nice hands. In my 36 years of existence, someone complementing me on my hands, which are primarily used for masterbation and flipping the bird, is the greatest compliment I have ever received. I need to get out more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YangYing Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 by the way: i love your owls or whatever these should be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xox Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 ''Yes!'' ...from my fiancée Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friendly Foil Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 "I hate you with a passion for ruining my life." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmanyo Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 'y arent u dead' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 "Yes" from xox's fiance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 "Meh" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 Yesterday, I had a woman come to the grocery store I work at, whom I used to ring up a lot in days gone by. She suffered from anorexia and severe shyness. I would always be really nice to her and try to make her laugh. She told me that this helped her to not be so frightened of the world and she claims that I helped her to not be anorexic anymore. She was in the store with her husband, thanked me and started crying, made me tear up. Sorry to break up the jokes with seriousness. Carry on with your vitriol and lies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soma333 Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 Also - Judging by how many people posted about saying they were told of their awesome-ness in bed/possesion of a massive dong, it confirms my suspicion that pretty much all WATMMers have glowing super donkey dick powers. Hey there! I fixed this for ya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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