Guest KyoAcid Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 I'll start it off... "I came twice" Sent from a mobile device using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doublename Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 "I love your penis" "You have really nice eyes" One was said by a femme and the other by a dude. You can decide which is which. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 "you don't sweat much for a fat bird" readers, I married him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oscillik Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 "you have lovely long hair" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Someone came into my room in college, picked up my guitar and then asked if it was in tune. My mate yuri was there and said of course it's in tune, dleetrs guitars are always in tune. Probably the nicest thing anyone's said to me about music. heh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adieu Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 'I like that thing you do with your tongue" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 A friend of mines dad said they wish one of their daughters had married me. I thought that was nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amen Lare Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 One uni teacher has given everybody in a class poorest grade for not knowing shit except me, because what i wrote was "charming delirium" and thus i got B. edit: she was a chick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geosmina Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 "can I smell it again?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doublename Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 "you don't sweat much for a fat bird" readers, I married him. Gonna try this out tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 I'm told I'm wasted in my place of work a lot by colleagues when they see the stuff I draw, which is nice. Also told I'm good in bed by many past lovers, which is never unappreciated lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest M360 Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 "You can keep the change." Im reminded whenever i see those Obama bumper stickers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Also told I'm good in bed by many past lovers, which is never unappreciated lol. you are though. you're terrific. A tornado of passion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 "We can have sex if you want to..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flim Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 From a teacher in high school: "Are you always so sweet?" Regarding artwork: "Your characters' facial expressions make them feel so real." From a female: "Sometimes I look at you and think, 'I wish I weren't married...'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schlitze Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 ''Damn, that's one smooth glans, It's like a perfect sine wave, can i get your number?'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KyoAcid Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 "you don't sweat much for a fat bird" readers, I married him. Quality. Funnily, it was my wife that said my best complement too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KyoAcid Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 I'm told I'm wasted in my place of work a lot by colleagues when they see the stuff I draw, which is nice. Also told I'm good in bed by many past lovers, which is never unappreciated lol. the art thing...thats great (not that the sex thing isnt great)... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calx Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 My son (who was 6 at the time) asked me a question I didn't know the answer to... "But you know everything!" Dads - THEY KNOW EVERYTHING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friendly Foil Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 "You're not THAT terrible of a person." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
granty Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 "There's so much going on with your face." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcbpete Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 That one time that I didn't get pissed on when I was kicked to the floor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRiP Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 people complement me all the time, it's hard to keep track of them all... off the top of my head: "i'm still coming..."can't take all the credit though...an over active clitoris should really take the medal on this one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zkom Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 "That's a very BIG calculator you got there, mister!" About my Texas Instruments TI-92. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goiter Sanchez Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 "I think you just rearranged my ovaries." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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