Strange News Thread

[willochill]

best thread on watmm

[Ivan Ooze]

fuuuck, i heard on the radio that like 5minutes from my house a dude stabs his wife, goes off with the car, crashes it under a parked truck, he gets out and a couple stop to help him. He then carjackes the vehicle with the couple in it(!) and crashes the vehicle 2 minutes later that killed the guy of the couple and baddly woundend the girl. the carjacker get's out, stops another vehicle with a couple in it, carjackes it and crashes the car under another parked truck that kills him. WTF!!!!

 

http://www.hln.be/hln/nl/957/Binnenland/article/detail/3169208/2017/05/29/Twee-doden-na-dubbele-carjacking-in-Harelbeke-dader-steekt-ook-vrouw-neer.dhtml

Edited May 29, 2017 by Ivan Ooze

[hello spiral]

This reminds me of the Chuck Palahniuk short story in Haunted

 

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/jun/23/man-import-childlike-sex-doll-uk-jailed

[YangYing]

Red deer man avoids charges after 20 pig eyeballs were found inside his rectum

 

http://www.albertatimes.com/red-deer-man-avoids-charges-20-pig-eyeballs-found-inside-rectum/

 

edit:

best thread on watmm

nah , that's the taxidermy gone wrong thread surely Edited July 3, 2017 by MIXL2

[YangYing]

KFC carved a meteorite into the shape of a sandwich, and you can buy it for $20,000

 

http://www.avclub.com/article/kfc-carved-meteorite-shape-sandwich-and-you-can-bu-257984

[Entorwellian]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4732528/Dad-killed-son-boy-compromising-photos.html#ixzz4oAPGuuAt

 

Father 'killed his son, 13, after the boy found and mocked compromising photos of him eating feces from a diaper he was wearing and posing in women's clothes with makeup on'

Edited July 29, 2017 by Entorwellian

[doublename]

[Braintree]

[olo]

The ghostly radio station that no one claims to run - “MDZhB” has been broadcasting since 1982. No one knows why.

 

http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20170801-the-ghostly-radio-station-that-no-one-claims-to-run

[YangYing]

Florida gun owners encouraged to 'shoot the storm' and fire their guns at Hurricane Irma

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/09/08/florida-gun-owners-encouraged-shoot-storm-fire-guns-hurricane/

[olo]

Russian youngster claims he lived on Mars before being reborn on Earth

DECCAN CHRONICLE

Published Nov 7, 2017, 9:24 am ISTUpdated Nov 7, 2017, 9:35 am IST

 

Boriska Kipriyanovich has confounded experts with his knowledge of outer space for nearly 20 years.

 

Boriska, from Volgograd, claims to have lived on a 'war-ravaged' Mars, which suffered from a nuclear catastrophe in the distant past. (Photo: Youtube Screengrab/ Project Camelot)

 

In a bizarre incident, a Russian man who has baffled scientists since birth claims that he lived on Mars before being reborn on Earth.

 

The 20-year-old Boriska Mipriyanovich has confounded experts with his knowledge of outer space.

 

According to his parents, Boriska was able to speak months after he was born and would often discuss subjects that they had never taught him, like alien civilisations.

 

As a toddler, he amazed his doctors by being able to read, write and draw by the age of two.

 

His mother, who is a doctor herself, says that the first indication that he is special came weeks after his birth when he could hold his own head up unassisted.

 

Boriska, from Volgograd, claims to have lived on a 'war-ravaged' Mars, which suffered from a nuclear catastrophe in the distant past.

 

According to him, the Martians who measure about seven-feet tall still live underground on the Red Planet and breathe in carbon dioxide.

 

Boriska further adds that they are immortal and stop aging when they are 35-years-old and are also technologically advanced and capable of interstellar travel.

 

As a schoolboy, Boriska explained how the Martians had a strong connection to the ancient Egyptians on Earth and how he had once visited the planet as a pilot.

 

Boriska further said that the life on Earth will change dramatically when the Great Sphinx monument in Giza is ‘unlocked’ adding that the opening mechanism is hidden behind an ear.

 

 

[Lada Laika]

somebody unlock that sphinx asap

[olo]

scratching of sphinx ear imminent. Rumor has it, sphinx will roll on back and purr.

[hello spiral]

Old article but this is news to me:

Ace of Base's Secret Nazi Past

[JS20]

https://www-m.cnn.com/2018/04/03/us/parrish-waste-poop-train-alabama-trnd/

 

They're sitting on a poo goldmine and don't even realize it.  When life gives you lemons 10 million pounds of New Yorker's shit, make lemonade jenkem.

[Redruth]

best thread on watmm

[Braintree]

https://www-m.cnn.com/2018/04/03/us/parrish-waste-poop-train-alabama-trnd/

 

They're sitting on a poo goldmine and don't even realize it.  When life gives you lemons 10 million pounds of New Yorker's shit, make lemonade jenkem.

 

 

I think there was an Radiolab episode about New Yorkers' waste being used for something. It was shipped to middle America or something, but shipping was too expensive, so they shut down the operation. I can't remember what the hell it was used for though.

[whosebrian]

Stoneman Douglas Teacher Arrested After Forgetting Loaded Gun at Beach

 

By the time Mr. Simpson realized it was missing and returned to the restroom, at the Deerfield Beach Pier, a homeless man who was drunk had picked it up and fired a bullet into a wall.

https://www.nytimes.com/?WT.z_jog=1&hF=t&vS=undefined

[drome]

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/jul/19/british-intelligence-uses-child-spies-in-covert-operations

[hello spiral]

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/jul/23/tech-industry-wealth-futurism-transhumanism-singularity

[auxien]

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/jul/23/tech-industry-wealth-futurism-transhumanism-singularity

 

Nice. They're literally the same as everyone's doomsday-prepper cousin or racist grandfather, except with tons more money. I wonder how this can be exploited by some nobody like me to take some of their cash from them: they obviously have far too much of it.

[drome]

https://www.independent.co.uk/environment/uk-weather-heatwave-deaths-hot-temperature-climate-change-environmental-audit-committee-a8463716.html

[Ivan Ooze]

https://www.independent.co.uk/environment/uk-weather-heatwave-deaths-hot-temperature-climate-change-environmental-audit-committee-a8463716.html

here comes treble

[drome]

^ Mass panic over deadly heat-ray! Welp.

Edited July 26, 2018 by drome

[drome]

 

https://www.independent.co.uk/environment/uk-weather-heatwave-deaths-hot-temperature-climate-change-environmental-audit-committee-a8463716.html

here comes treble

Soapie thread thataway >>>>

Edited July 26, 2018 by drome