Braintree Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 I just always ask her to put it in so I can't be blamed for what my penis does. /misogyny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 hah. Just to turn around your cool joke into an insult from me. You ask her to put it in because you can never seem to find your target. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friendly Foil Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 new subforum for all of this shit pls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 We'll call it general banter, it'll be where most of the members from general banter join together in popular non music related threads to chime in with their angle or digressions on the OP at hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 I just always ask her to put it in so I can't be blamed for what my penis does. /misogyny you should consider one of these: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 hah. Just to turn around your cool joke into an insult from me. You ask her to put it in because you can never seem to find your target. Well, I have a 50/50 shot for the vadge, but it's all or nothing for her, if you know what I mean. /buttjoke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 heeh. /weeze, has to come up for air. [-; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 * closes the curtains, turns down the lights and puts on some lesbian porn * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 I pity her as I would the village idiot. Or perhaps the way Mr T would pity a fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 Madame Chaos phishing thread successful on third page Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 Flol! I thought the Smiths thread was the fishing thread. Aw you guys! Now please excuse me while I go and fap over how amazing I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audioblysk Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 Dammit, I just lost my erection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 Dammit, I just lost my erection. Don't! That's just what they want. Don't let the feminists win. Get it back up right now! That's an order soldier! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xox Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 warning: this spoiler contains adult content is double anal counting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 warning: this spoiler contains adult content is double anal counting? i think that multiple anal induces synaesthesia, after one extra goes in instead being able to consciously count off the numbers you only able to see the colour red. "get that shit outta my ass meng. Yo why you gotta go an do that" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goiter Sanchez Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audioblysk Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 Dammit, I just lost my erection. Don't! That's just what they want. Don't let the feminists win. Get it back up right now! That's an order soldier! IT'S BACK Let's take back our right to be the domineering, sadistic, and tormenting side of the species. If the nation of women says that we are no longer allowed in the gooey bat-cave of love, then we shall fight until we choke their rivers with our dead. I will take my right to penetrate to the grave. You're an inspiration for the troops, Tri. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xox Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 when ever i want sex i just come to my girlfriend's place and ask her: ru sarah connor?! she finds that very romantic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 I just impress girls with my highly advanced feminist outlook which I bought at an organic gluten free feminist bookstore and wait for them to rape me. You know how some guys go deer hunting and they spray deer pee on themselves that they ordered through cabelas catalogue or whatever? Same thing man. - Vic Mackey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 I will take my right to penetrate to the grave. I know it's a joke, but that's fucked up, man I mean, if yours is long enough to reach your own personal bumhole then I guess you do have that right, and congrats, too, that's fucking impressive, but that's really as far as it goes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 I just impress girls with my highly advanced feminist outlook which I bought at an organic gluten free feminist bookstore and wait for them to rape me. You know how some guys go deer hunting and they spray deer pee on themselves that they ordered through cabelas catalogue or whatever? Same thing man. - Vic Mackey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 Oops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmanyo Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 this chick is what The Amazing Atheist thinks everyone on Tumblr is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBLA Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 Feminism dies when my dick gets hard! - Essiness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 I just impress girls with my highly advanced feminist outlook which I bought at an organic gluten free feminist bookstore and wait for them to rape me.You know how some guys go deer hunting and they spray deer pee on themselves that they ordered through cabelas catalogue or whatever? Same thing man.- Vic Mackey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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