doublename Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Is the pizza you make yourself the best pizza of all? Is pesto God Mode, or am I crazy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 how to look for pizza online?? e-bay edit: shit was I allowed to answer a question? sorry master squee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Phonejack Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 oneohtrix pepperoni never Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterE Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 have you ever danced with a pizza by the pale moonlight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 oneohtrix pepperoni never pepperoni always. Daniel pls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 oneohtrix pepperoni never flol you win the thread I think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 my question didn't get answered, spose when you're a star like squee you get to pick and choose. /heh (also my question was designed to break the spell that holds the thread intact, so it's better not answered i spose). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friendly Foil Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Would you fight a pizza? If yes, who would win? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 If pizza is just effectively bread with topping, usually a cheese topping, then why isn't it just called cheese on toast? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremymacgregor87 Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 What actually is a pizza? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 there is not pizza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 In an alternative universe the cookie monster would have been the pizza monster. "omm nom nom". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 What actually is a pizza? it's just a fancy sandwich with pizza dough instead of bread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 how dare you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 What actually is a pizza? it's just a fancy sandwich with pizza dough instead of bread. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut-e4hhp-GY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Atom Dowry Firth Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Fuck this thread. I asked three questions about pizza and not one of them has been answered. Absolute bullshit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 My local pizza guy sports a black & white bandana and a wonky eye. Proper hard Turk be he. There's always a twinkle in that crazy eye of his when he waddles into sight from out back behind the kitchen, wiping his greasy hands on his apron. Cause he knows I'm gonna order the vegetarian pizza with fried kebab meat. For a full and healthy pizza experience order the vegetarian and add to it your own personal favourite meat topping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 What actually is a pizza? it's just a fancy sandwich with pizza dough instead of bread. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut-e4hhp-GY You can't handle the truth!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted June 2, 2014 Author Share Posted June 2, 2014 mozeralla, burrata, or BOTH? I don't think I've ever had burrata? Sounds fucking delicious though. So not knowing what burrata actually tastes like, I would vote for mozaralla because it's fucking delicious. Sorry to drop this sloppy turd on the thread, but meatza: Hahahaha, that's disgusting. what's the most Lynchian pizza you've ever had and how pleasantly uncomfortable did it make you feel on a scale of 1 to badger? btw fuck anchovies, yeah? tell me you hate anchovies, Squee. Fuck anchovies and their grainy texture. Calzones are quite lynchian. A pizza baked inside itself? Makes no sense - but from time to time I feel like I understand the concept and will enjoy it if I eat it. Also, calzones always make me feel weird and not very pizza-majestic. Can I grow woman worthy man-boobs eating lots of pizza? Been feeling like a giant pussy lately and it's been on my mind that I might actually be a woman anyway. I've put on some weight lately because of all the pizza I've been eating over the past 6 months. So yeah, I'm pretty sure you can grow a healthy bosom through pizza if you want to. how to look for pizza online?? www.pizza.com or www.pizza.biz Wait, the pizza.biz domain is for sale? Holy shit. Is the pizza you make yourself the best pizza of all? Is pesto God Mode, or am I crazy? Great questions. I like homemade pizza, but homemade pizza isn't really pizza. There's always something extremely awkward about homemade pizza, because the idea of a homemade pie sounds like heaven, but it's always a bit of a disappointment once you sink your teeth into it. So if you're in the mood for pizza then order a pizza. If you're in the mood for fooling around with the concept of a pizza, then go for the homemade one. Pesto is good, but I wouldn't say "God Mode". "God Mode", to me, is when you drown your pizza in Sriracha... and not that fake and salty American Sriracha with the rooster on the label. What you want is the "Flying Goose Brand" Sriracha. Preferable with limegrass if you can find that. have you ever danced with a pizza by the pale moonlight? I have. Would you fight a pizza? If yes, who would win? The pizza always wins. Every night. If pizza is just effectively bread with topping, usually a cheese topping, then why isn't it just called cheese on toast? Heathen. What actually is a pizza? Pizza used to be poor man's food. As far as I remember, the leftover dough would be used to make flat bread which they would then smear stuff on and voila... pizza. Is a list of questions about pizza any less important than a list of answers about pizza? I'm answering these questions as fast as I can. Fuck this thread. I asked three questions about pizza and not one of them has been answered. Absolute bullshit. I already answered one of your questions. I named your pizza Santa's Pulsating Lasernuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Atom Dowry Firth Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Fuck this thread. I asked three questions about pizza and not one of them has been answered. Absolute bullshit. I already answered one of your questions. I named your pizza Santa's Pulsating Lasernuts. lol, you did? I scanned the thread a couple times and just now again and I can't see where. I guess it's either hiding in plain sight and I'm blind or there's been a technical mishap somewhere. I officially now have the best pizza ever, thank you sir! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmanyo Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 how to look for pizza online?? www.pizza.com or www.pizza.biz Wait, the pizza.biz domain is for sale? Holy shit. next watmm kickstarter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterE Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 theres a user here named 'pizza', and i always see their avatar and think it's hilarious coz its just a smiling, happy pizza box motioning for you to have some of his pizza. sometimes they come into chatmm and say 'did anyone order pizza' and thats also great. everybody loves pizza, so its kinda brilliant if you think about it has 'pizza' made an appearance in this thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 yes, he tried to take over the AMA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schlitze Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 Fuck this thread. Absolute bullshit. The pizza related Macaulay Culkin question halfway down page 1 was completely body-swerved. Not good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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