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Faecal attraction - Michael Douglas and her from the first one reprise their roles, but this time attracted to the smell of each others faeces. It gets really messy as Michael Douglas has been living on nutritional drinks owing to his illness and his faeces resembles the water pus from a burst blister. BBFC warning before the film: Warning contains scenes of urine passing from anus.

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Under the Turquoise Hexagon Sun: A conspiracy movie in grainy black and white similar to Pi. Our hero, a basement dwelling acidhead, is trying to find the lost BoC tapes and stumbles upon a worldwide conspiracy involving the Hexagon Sun, Twoism, the Illuminati and a secret nazi HQ and nuclear arsenal hidden inside huge underground caves beneath the Scottish soil. How was the Red Moon incident connected to the Loch Ness monster? Why shouldn't you go to the woods alone?

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Lone wolf & cub reboot, Collin Farell as Lone wolf, Chandler Riggs as Cub. They're native americans.

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If Not Now, Latte -- two hopelessly middle-of-the-road thirty-somethings bond over a Chai Latte at Starbucks. Miscommunication arising from an embarrassing HPV flare-up complicates matters for the new couple . Oprah guest stars (pending availability and interest and legal clearance; if Oprah not available Kathy Griffin will be written in).

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Triplets - in this follow up to twins Arnie and Danny find they have yet another long lost sibling who is played by Eddie Murphy.

 

HAHAHA! I can really picture this! Take it back to the island Arnie was from to find Eddie Murphy.. The thing is this is not a terrible film, it would be a comedy masterpiece.

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Tantric Shit - The story of a man who travels the world, holding it in as long as he can. And when he does let 'er rip, boy does he ever

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A grandfather, dying of bone cancer, gifts his heirloom watch to his beloved grandson. Unbeknownst to anyone, the watch has a radium dial. Soon, the grandson also develops terminal bone cancer. In a touching voyage of self-discovery, the grandson learns to forgive his grandfather's ignorance.

 

"Nuclear Family"

Opens in select theaters this November

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A grandfather, dying of bone cancer, gifts his heirloom watch to his beloved grandson. Unbeknownst to anyone, the watch has a radium dial. Soon, the grandson also develops terminal bone cancer. In a touching voyage of self-discovery, the grandson learns to forgive his grandfather's ignorance.

 

"Nuclear Family"

Opens in select theaters this November

not bad, but I would have called it "Family Fallout"

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A grandfather, dying of bone cancer, gifts his heirloom watch to his beloved grandson. Unbeknownst to anyone, the watch has a radium dial. Soon, the grandson also develops terminal bone cancer. In a touching voyage of self-discovery, the grandson learns to forgive his grandfather's ignorance.

 

"Nuclear Family"

Opens in select theaters this November

not bad, but I would have called it "Family Fallout"

 

 

shit, too late but I'll use it for the tagline. execs love it when you have a tagline already.

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Mike is your everyday guy; hard-working, loyal, and unassuming. But Mike has a secret: he used to be the President! After an assassination attempt, Mike had used his CIA pals to fake his death so that he could live the small town life he so sorely missed. But a chance encounter with the exiled president of Venezuela -- now a small-town drag queen named Miss Firez -- rekindles Mike's penchant for political intrigue... and his passion for love!

 

Can this unlikely couple save America from itself? Find out this summer!

 

Miss Identification!

Starring Noah Wyle and Dwayne Johnson

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Kurt Russell and Kim Katrell are reunited for "bigger trouble in littler China"!

 

More explosions!

More witty banter and innuendo!

More from Lo Pan and the 3 gods of weather!

 

And the same plot!

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