June 2014 - "New Shit Is Imminent" - Richard D. James

[klore]

I want Aphex Twin to do an AMA thread, but with only ONE member. Nobody else is allowed to post in the thread.

 

 

And that member should be Ivan Ooze.

 

 

 

AFX: Sup

Ivan: Have you ever impaled a lynx and drank its spinal fluids in the pale moonlight?

AFX: Sure

Ivan: Your magick wizzard tunes makes my nose feel like it is clenched in the flatulant rectum of satan's horse

AFX: Innit

 

 

etc.

 

 

 

It would make me very happy.

 

 

 

if i were Richard i would love to have this conversation,

specially that evil anus horse thing, i mean, for the hell of it

[hoggy]

While we wait let's criticise the discussion about the discussion about waiting

[Guest]

let's do the AMA with aphex but he can only answer each question with new tunes

 

it would be cool if he did similar to ed dmx and write a track in a podcast. i would like to know how he starts off going about writing a tune.

[YangYing]

This thread is dumb

[Lane Visitor]

I want Aphex Twin to do an AMA thread, but with only ONE member. Nobody else is allowed to post in the thread.

 

 

And that member should be Ivan Ooze.

 

 

 

AFX: Sup

Ivan: Have you ever impaled a lynx and drank its spinal fluids in the pale moonlight?

AFX: Sure

Ivan: Your magick wizzard tunes makes my nose feel like it is clenched in the flatulant rectum of satan's horse

AFX: Innit

 

 

etc.

 

 

 

It would make me very happy.

 

lololol!!!!

[Guest Phonejack]

let's do the AMA with aphex but he can only answer each question with new tunes

 

 

Has anyone figured out how to synthesize human speech with snare rushes yet?

[Lane Visitor]

since this thread is already random as hell, i thought i'd ask something random in here..

 

why on earth is the wiki page for Aphex Twin so damn short?

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aphex_Twin

 

For the godfather of electronic music and an innovator and revolutionary in music as a whole, I don't understand this...

 

Although as I'm typing, I realize this may have a lot to do with the fact that information on him is hard to come across, and he rarely gives interviews or gets in the media spotlight. so yeah.. uhhh nevermind i guess lol

[Guest Phonejack]

 

For the godfather of electronic music

 

 

That's ignoring like 30+ years of history before him. I wouldn't even call him the godfather of electronic dance music, Godfather of drill n bass at the most.

 

 

and the only thing that page is lacking, is a disclaimer that every statement about his personal life is likely fictitious.

[klore]

since this thread is already random as hell, i thought i'd ask something random in here..

 

why on earth is the wiki page for Aphex Twin so damn short?

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aphex_Twin

 

For the godfather of electronic music and an innovator and revolutionary in music as a whole, I don't understand this...

 

Although as I'm typing, I realize this may have a lot to do with the fact that information on him is hard to come across, and he rarely gives interviews or gets in the media spotlight. so yeah.. uhhh nevermind i guess lol

at least the infos are not dumb like the french version -___- http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aphex_Twin

[Guest Phonejack]

 

since this thread is already random as hell, i thought i'd ask something random in here..

 

why on earth is the wiki page for Aphex Twin so damn short?

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aphex_Twin

 

For the godfather of electronic music and an innovator and revolutionary in music as a whole, I don't understand this...

 

Although as I'm typing, I realize this may have a lot to do with the fact that information on him is hard to come across, and he rarely gives interviews or gets in the media spotlight. so yeah.. uhhh nevermind i guess lol

at least the infos are not dumb like the french version -___- http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aphex_Twin

 

 

lol what a mess

[peace 7]

Vegas odds on the new Aphex Twin release are in... This one caught my attention: 940:1 - album consisting of field recordings of Chinese women yelling at each other at various Chinatowns.

 

Shit- I know where my money's going.

[Lane Visitor]

 

 

For the godfather of electronic music

 

 

That's ignoring like 30+ years of history before him. I wouldn't even call him the godfather of electronic dance music, Godfather of drill n bass at the most.

 

 

and the only thing that page is lacking, is a disclaimer that every statement about his personal life is likely fictitious.

 

 

 

okayokayokay cmon u know wut i meant... electronic music mastermind, influencer of entire generations of electronic music, electronic music legend... etc etc

[guidewire]

someone should edit discogs so it doesn't say Aphex is also called beatwife

[Verdant Hickies]

and Patrick Tregaskin

[Guest beringelab]

The shit is spreading..

 

richard will not release this year

[Guest skibby]

[may be rude]

cryogenic sleep?

[Staadrengen]

 

Whats that ? A cabin to get peace for noisy neighbors ??

[Guest skibby]

 

 

Whats that ? A cabin to get peace for noisy neighbors ??

 

 

I edited out why i posted it, because it's too obvious.

[Brisbot]

I'm not looking forward to the next French interview where, when Richard is asked about why his rumored album didn't come out, he cites this thread.

[klore]

I'm not looking forward to the next French interview where, when Richard is asked about why his rumored album didn't come out, he cites this thread.

 

unless he's a cold heart without any humor and sarcasms,

i think he'll enjoy this thread, at least 1/4 of it,

well he prob gonna see us as bunch of pathetic loosers with no lifes but i'm fine with that if he had a great moment

[geosmina]

Richard is laughing at us.

[Brisbot]

Why you so paranoid.

[delet...]

He just sees us as pound signs.

 

/how's that for a dark comment? jokes erreebody, he knows we're broke arse losers.

[Brisbot]

CHEER UP