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Rubin Farr

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Why do you star war fans hate Lucas, didn't he like gave birth to the whole thing, its like hating your mom because she isn't as good as she used to.

No that's more like hating your mom because she starts to beat you up

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Why do you star war fans hate Lucas, didn't he like gave birth to the whole thing, its like hating your mom because she isn't as good as she used to.

No that's more like hating your mom because she starts to beat you up

 

 

I think it is more...

 

You grew up in the suburbs, a beautiful small town, halcyon days... You lived with your mother and sister, your mother was a lot older than any of your friends mothers. And your sister? Well, she was always getting in trouble, but she could be a good kid. It wasn't the closest relationship, she was distant when ever you tied to get close, but you bonded over sci fi films. You'd watch them together in the evening when your sister would get back late, your mother never knew she would sneak out after dark, and you never told. A few years later your sister moved out east for school, she never visited much after that, it was just you and mum. She used to make the best apple pies using fruit from the tree out back.

 

A few weeks after your 16 birthday, your mother peacefully passes away. She leaves you a letter and a small sum of money for college... The letter, well, you are shocked to find out that that loving woman, was actually your grandmother... And your sisterrrrrrr, You can not accept this at first, but you come to trust your feelings, as they do you credit.

 

You end up living with your real mother after living with some relatives up north. Your sister finished grad school and now works for a blue chip company, she is a very successful lady, but cynical, too driven. Any warmth you felt is gone. She got married to a guy called Rick Mccallum, she controls him a lot, and you find him too cheerful, too agreeable. The house is fantastic, its big and you get almost everything that you could ever ask for, except that the oven in that big kitchen never once bakes a home made apple pie.

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hmmm....family connection?

 

Would Kylo really be a Vader worshipper if he watched Episodes 1,2,3 & realized what a twat Anakin was?

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Why do you star war fans hate Lucas, didn't he like gave birth to the whole thing, its like hating your mom because she isn't as good as she used to.

No that's more like hating your mom because she starts to beat you up

I think it is more...

 

You grew up in the suburbs, a beautiful small town, halcyon days... You lived with your mother and sister, your mother was a lot older than any of your friends mothers. And your sister? Well, she was always getting in trouble, but she could be a good kid. It wasn't the closest relationship, she was distant when ever you tied to get close, but you bonded over sci fi films. You'd watch them together in the evening when your sister would get back late, your mother never knew she would sneak out after dark, and you never told. A few years later your sister moved out east for school, she never visited much after that, it was just you and mum. She used to make the best apple pies using fruit from the tree out back.

 

A few weeks after your 16 birthday, your mother peacefully passes away. She leaves you a letter and a small sum of money for college... The letter, well, you are shocked to find out that that loving woman, was actually your grandmother... And your sisterrrrrrr, You can not accept this at first, but you come to trust your feelings, as they do you credit.

 

You end up living with your real mother after living with some relatives up north. Your sister finished grad school and now works for a blue chip company, she is a very successful lady, but cynical, too driven. Any warmth you felt is gone. She got married to a guy called Rick Mccallum, she controls him a lot, and you find him too cheerful, too agreeable. The house is fantastic, its big and you get almost everything that you could ever ask for, except that the oven in that big kitchen never once bakes a home made apple pie.

well done sir
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We don't know if he died or not, only that he disappeared. We know very little about The Force so I wouldn't count him out just yet.

 

And thank you auxien. Gives me hope.

What? He has a monologue on his deathbed and then closes his eyes and dies peacefully as Luke watches him, while the part of the score titled the death of yoda plays. I don't know man.

Yeah but the its Yoda and he makes money.

 

Look how TWD tricked us all into thinking Glen was dead then BAM! He's back, we never saw it coming

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Harrison Ford dropped on Twitter that Rey and Kylo Ren have a lightsaber battle. Maybe Finn doesn't make it out of this one alive, or maybe seriously injured?

That, or he got Finn/Rey mixed up. I could see Finn, being inexperienced, getting his ass whooped and just as Ren is about to deal the killing blow, Rey jumps in with Luke's lightsaber and saves him, taking up the battle.

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