Silent Member Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 Sailor Killer Babe Finger Butch Fat Skinny Weird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KovalainenFanBoy Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 In the Autechre interview people didn't stop asking them to name their hardware haha, totally hilarious. You could wait till the next interview and ask Aphex, Flashbulb or whoever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 Tiger Fuck Lol-ita Nosfefartu Keith Bababa Bababara Anne Joypecs Bukakate Hummus Mollyester Mohammedisafuckingpaedophile Bearded Jamie Sexy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Eggs Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 In the Autechre interview people didn't stop asking them to name their hardware haha, totally hilarious. You could wait till the next interview and ask Aphex, Flashbulb or whoever so much cringe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 In the Autechre interview people didn't stop asking them to name their hardware haha, totally hilarious. You could wait till the next interview and ask Aphex, Flashbulb or whoever so much cringe. cringe or not, i'm glad they named my acoustic guitar Rifdent Stroakes Squarepusher Enrico Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hugh Mughnus Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 All jokes aside, congratulations mr! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenton Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Not Jack. Being called Jack is shit, it's so popular you hear your name everywhere and all babies are called jack. kill all jacks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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peace 7 Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 CONGRATULATIONS!!! What an opportunity you've given WATMM with this thread... Though I might be disappointed/impressed in you as a human for naming your child "Nosfefartu" (credit: kakapo). You gotta be a real dick to have it so when you smoke up, your brain doesn't even have time for other laughs cuz you spend the whole time cracking up and pissing your pants that you named your child Nosfefartu. My entries!::: Half-serious answer: Kwai Chang Caine. When your child gets older, you have the joy of explaining to your child how he/she was named after a character in the television series Kung Fu, with emphasis on Bruce Lee's involvement in the series and whether or not Ed Spielman is a lying sack of shit. Then you say to your child- every night before bed- "This, my child..... Kwai Chang Caine. This, I leave for you, to find your own answers. ...Your own answers....... from within." And you synchronize "within" with your hand touching your child's chest, with your eyes closing slowly and rolling back into your head. Always leave the bedroom walking backwards after saying goodnight-- the last thing your child should see before sleeping is your 武术抱拳礼 (wushu baoquan li), which is that kung fu bow with right fist touching open left hand. Basically make it so your child thinks you and your misses are secret kung fu masters, and the secrets that lie within the production of the Kung Fu tv series are for your child to find, to finish the unwritten ending to the ancient family scroll. Serious answer: I was gonna post a list of great names (that I think are great, anyway), but really this kind of thing should be determined by the parents going on a camping trip, then tripping on shrooms with the forest giving blessing to the names you two pull from the ether. Also, due to magic, it's not rare for people to become their names-- either the meaning or the vibez of the sound (which going way back, usually have to do with the meaning). As such, an easy way out of life: name child "Billionaire At Five Weeks Old". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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