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I'm feeling vengeful


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  1. 1. I'm feeling vengeful, the most satisfying approach is

    • Voodoo Doll
    • Effigy
    • Living Well
    • Other (please be specific)
  2. 2. The most difficult part of finding a satisfying outlet for displeasure is

    • Obtaining hair and fluid samples, and the relative unavailability of spare goats
    • Finding a quality, affordable effigist in this day and age
    • Living Well
    • Other (please be specific)


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Revenge is not a path to peace. Peace comes from accepting that you are capable of being wounded, and then allowing the pain to pass through you until your wound becomes a scar. If you're lucky, after a long enough amount of time that scar might not be visible anymore.

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Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.

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there are many ways of finding satisfaction. feeling vengeful is delicious for your bile, but you'll get constipated and will have trouble sneezing/good deep yawning, so yeh

 

on the other haand, letting go that which can not be changed, or even having the possibility of doing so, and still not choosing to undertake action.. now there's satisfation

 

i played a game of tag the other day. the tagger did something interesting; chased us about, but never tagged anyone.

 

"I don't have to tag, even if I have the possibility to tag"

 

tag, you're it though ;)

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Yeah, what is that, exactly? I'm kinda ignorant about cars and car parts, but are those the beams that hold the engine block in place? Someone filed those down so that they'd snap? That's not too bright, since someone will be able to notice that the structural integrity of the car was tampered with (I'd bet you could still see that even in a wreck).

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Yeah, what is that, exactly? I'm kinda ignorant about cars and car parts, but are those the beams that hold the engine block in place? Someone filed those down so that they'd snap? That's not too bright, since someone will be able to notice that the structural integrity of the car was tampered with (I'd bet you could still see that even in a wreck).

 

Think it's the control arm/wishbone. If it completely fails, it looks like this below. Basically tire flops in or out & undriveable. I see it on the freeway every now & then. A real dick move in reference to photos.

 

suspension_failure.jpg

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2 words: Ass pennies!

 

 

 

Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.

 

Thanks Jack Handey

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you could write him or her a note about your feelings

 

In my situation, the note, or notes, would have to wait a while as I have an investment in the parties not knowing what I think of them....

 

 

Also, WATMM FTW. Lols abound. Silliness is good.

 

But let's not discount the value of a good effigy.

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