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birthday suit's always a good fallback.

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I'm going to a Halloween party for the first time years this weekend. I need some ideas! Help!

 

PALMER ELDRITCH

 

DON'T FORGET A SUPPLY OF CHEW-Z

 

DO EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

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I can't go as Palmer! I don't want to have to explain my costume.

 

I'm leaning towards normcore so far. I can shop for it in my closet.

 

Keep 'em coming!

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I thought about going as a plague doctor.

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A droog is always my choice if I can't be arsed to put the effort in.

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foldface.

 

Make a papercraft helmet of your own face folded.

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Slutty 1968 Soviet invasion of Czechslovakia

 

Slutty Formanta Polivoks

 

Slutty Pendle witch trials of 1612

 

Slutty Beatles 'bigger than Jesus' controversy

 

Slutty concept of eudaimonia

 

Slutty Stanford prison experiment, etc, etc

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Edit: ^lol

 

Going as a casually-dressed Jehova's Witness who doesn't celebrate Halloween this year. It's some real high-concept shit.

 

My wife is going as a Chinese food take-out package, which is so racist.

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PowerPoint presentation

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Go as the storage unit that was storing dead infants, grab an arm from one of those baby dolls and have it sticking out of your shirt, when people ask you what is your costume you just say I'm that storage unit that was used to store dead infants

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Or for something less subtle, two big black dicks docking.

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