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The Fort Worth Independent School District (FWISD) board of trustees announced on Tuesday that they will terminate a teacher who went on a Twitter rant about illegal immigrants.

Clark posted a string of tweets to President Trump from a now-deleted Twitter account. Clark tried to expose the school district for being "loaded with illegal students from Mexico," as she wrote in one tweet, according to CBS DFW.

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https://www.cbsnews.com/news/fort-worth-school-board-terminates-teacher-georgia-clark-twitter-rant-to-trump-about-illegal-immigrant-students/

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On 6/4/2019 at 2:06 PM, Rubin Farr said:

Because America isn't obese enough:

 

Picture the scene.

It's 105 degrees & humid as a hell-swamp in *insert state/location here*, but Chuck Koncheskywilsonskopf is feelin' a bit peckish. And peckish is for "Euro fags & losers". His 0.2 miles to the gallon people carrier bs-hybridtank Lincoln chugs emissions along a hectic interstate, as a ferociously angry sun beats down on our commuting pilgrims.

"Traffic n weather on the 8's, 28-past & 28-to the hour" gushes over WKZMTZTITFM-909 radio, "it's heavy on all routes folks". Chuck seethes.

Even though driving alone, Chuck pulls across lanes & detours into the abandoned HOV corridor. "Fines are for pussies" he hisses, noting the absence of state police, "doing sweet shit while burning up ma hard earned tax dollars". Fuck the man, eh Chuck. A long-haired hippy type "drivin' 1 those new fangledtangled 'lectric get ups, covered in communist, peace-corps lovin', chlamydia-transporting, rock'n'roll band bumper stickers & 'probly import-ted from China at that too"  draws parallel to the Lincoln, a shared ride car-pool vehicle. "Hey hippy" Chuck screams out of the window, "yeah you, get a real hair-cut" pointing with a white-knuckled middle digit directly upward at a precision manicured buzz-cut flat-top, never left uncut for any longer than 2 weeks.

Approximately half a mile off, Chuck spies a lurid IHOP billboard advertising a rest-stop outlet at the next junction. "Hell yeeeeaaaaah" jeers Chuck punching the horn, "i'mma gonna get my munch the FUUCCKK on". In the fierce, draining sun, his drool dries quickly over chin & jowl stubble. Flakes fall, speckling a heavily soiled car-seat smeared with multiple layers of rancid, semi-calcified rib sauce & Five Guys grease remnants.

Parking his trusty steed, meta-American shambles slowly to the eaterie entrance. Beads of sweat gather on a furrowed, furnace-red brow, armpits arced with perspiration. Polyester trousers chaff rarely exercised legs. He loosens his tie & shirt top button to lighten the relentless, swarming temperature reflecting back off the tarmac car-park. He sparks a Marlboro & exhales the remaining toxins. The heat & humidity have left his balls hot, sweaty, itchy & stinking, "Merkin balls, son, balls a lame foreign savage like you would be privileged to even clean".

Inside the fresh, air-conditioned, bastion of diseased capitalism, Chuck cranes his thick, fat-rippled, neck up to the menu. Piggy, aviator sun-glassed eyes scan the list that Chuck knows perfectly by memory, "minus all that chicken crap other creeds eat". But today is different. Today is like no other. From behind the masked, shrouded veneer of shaded rage, Chuck begins to attempt to wrap his mind around, around something, something that can not be. Today there is a NEW menu offering, a paradox, unheard of in modern civilisation:

Ladies & gentlemen, please curtsey & bow for the  B U R G E R P A N C A K E !

"What in the name of Stonewall Jackson's horse is THAT?" farts Chuck's brain to the acned youth behind the counter. His thoughts whirl deliriously drunk on the thought of soon to be troughed calories. "Those colo(u)rs, those beautiful, beautiful patties, with pancake. With. Pancake, Could they add ranch? Dayum, there's a spare sachet in the dash. And syrup? Together? Lord have mercy there's bacon. Jesus, praise Him. Look at it. Men on death row would fight to the death just to smell such a miracle. The rapture. The Second Coming. Finally. Must. Have. Burgerpancake".

 

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2 hours ago, cwmbrancity said:

Picture the scene.

It's beautiful...

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A pair of on-duty NYPD cops were caught on video brawling on the street in Harlem.

Video emerged online showing two marked NYPD SUVs, their lights flashing, parked near the corner of W. 116th St. and Lenox Ave. After a moment, a uniformed cop from one SUV gets out of his vehicle and confronts the other cop, who pushes the officer away.

The cops involved in the brief brawl both have under five years with the department, sources said. It was not immediately disclosed when the incident took place.

https://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/ny-cops-brawl-harlem-video-20190604-b4iqrdvw4zapxfk5m6uvnpwnou-story.html

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lol at everything

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One of those cops is fucking the other’s wife.

 

Just a hunch.

 

 

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17 minutes ago, ignatius said:

One of those cops is fucking the other’s wife.

 

Just a hunch.

 

 

“Cop wife fucking is a dangerous game.”

- Benjamin Franklin, 1782

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Ol' Ben was a OG

I also have a female coworker who looks like him

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1 hour ago, chenGOD said:

 

some really dark shit going on. cancelling all the activities for kids in detainment is fucked up. no soccer, no english classes etc. cruelty is the one consistent policy of this administration. 

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A private organization, We Build the Wall, built a gate on federal land in Sunland Park, N.M., near El Paso, Texas, without authority, and then locked the gate closed on June 6, 2019. The private gate blocks a levee road owned by the U.S. Government. After repeated requests to unlock and open the private gate, the United States Section of the International Boundary and Water Commission (USIBWC), accompanied by two uniformed law enforcement officers from the Dona Ana County Sheriff’s Office, removed the private lock, opened the gate, and locked the gate open pending further discussions with We Build the Wall. The gate was also opened so that USIBWC employees can conduct maintenance and operations at American Dam.

The USIBWC did not authorize the construction of the private gate on federal property as announced on We Build the Wall’s Twitter page. The USIBWC is not charged with securing other fences or gates as reported by We Build the Wall. The international border fences are not on USIBWC property. The USIBWC did not open any other gates in the El Paso area as erroneously reported. Other gates and the border fence are controlled by other federal agencies.

https://www.ibwc.gov/Files/Press_Release_061119.pdf

https://time.com/5605349/gofundme-border-wall-new-mexico/

interesting. they built a mile long fence with a gate, with a lock and that's supposed to keep illegal immigration out? below is a tweet from the genius who go this genius idea. in the comments he's quick to try and do some damage control with anyone saying otherwise as "fake news". 

 

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Currently dealing with the Devos era Dept of Education re: student loans, man she's really bunked things up with its organization.  Much more centralized than it was before.  It rings of Socialism, how ironic.

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^^^ i'm pretty sure i had hot gay sex w/that guy at rest stop on the Florida Turnpike. 

 

fu page break!

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Uber Elevate, the company’s aerial arm, has said it will start delivering meals from McDonald’s and other local restaurants to households in San Diego this summer, Bloomberg reports. It will cost the same as a standard Uber Eats delivery but should eventually be quicker, Uber said.

https://www.technologyreview.com/f/613765/uber-says-it-will-start-delivering-mcdonalds-by-drone-this-summer/

oddly enough, bill gates just tweeted about the disconnect betwix what we see in the news and the reality around us. but at least now, they can die much faster and they don't even have to leave the house. once again- technology to our rescue

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If someone brought me McDonald's, I'd tell them to get the fuck off my property.

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On 6/13/2019 at 9:44 AM, Nebraska said:

 

What's up with his face at the end?

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Is the US the only country today to have radicalized Christians?

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"...so youse are sayin', when you tweak a lady's nips like this their wee panties flood? Make no bones, says sweet fuck all about that in the good book, but.... around like this youse were sayin'?"

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2 hours ago, ambergonk said:

Is the US the only country today to have radicalized Christians?

good question- but other countries need to step up their game. brasil where you guys at? mexico, you got anything to say?

also:

 

 

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oof

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2 hours ago, ambergonk said:

Is the US the only country today to have radicalized Christians?

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Tomás de Torquemada has prepared for you a ham sandwich. I think you better eat it. 

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13 hours ago, ambergonk said:

Is the US the only country today to have radicalized Christians?

 

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