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Rubin Farr

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did y'all know that 360,000 Americans die in swimming pools every year? 360,000!!!!

wait, what? at least that's what stupid ass doctor phil says:

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/dr-phils-argument-for-reopening-the-economy-we-dont-shut-down-the-country-for-car-accidents-and-swimming-pool-deaths-2020-04-17

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“The fact of the matter is we have people dying, 45,000 people a year die from automobile accidents, 480,000 from cigarettes, 360,000 a year from swimming pools, but we don’t shut the country down for that.”

 

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1 hour ago, zero said:

did y'all know that 360,000 Americans die in swimming pools every year? 360,000!!!!

wait, what? at least that's what stupid ass doctor phil says:

that "stupid ass doctor phil" got his ass handed to him by american philosopher and dissident ava on his own show whilst discussing covid-19

 

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To all sane americans: please leave the country while you still safely can. The US seems to be in a regressive state. Evolution seems to be moving in the opposite direction for the moment. Please wait outside the country until Darwin has sorted this temporary glitch out. After all the evolutionary waste has been taken care of, you may return safely.

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I think the US should just split into 2 countries, since, y'know, that's worked out so well for those other places ?

We could name them The United States of Sanity and Trumpzania. The test to determine "sane" could be one question - do you watch fox news?

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1 hour ago, bendish said:

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Perfectly reasonable. Dear mister president, stop their lockdown.

O, and before I forget: also tell them they're not allowed access to hospitals when they do get sick. God gave them an immune system for a reason!

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2 hours ago, goDel said:

Perfectly reasonable. Dear mister president, stop their lockdown.

O, and before I forget: also tell them they're not allowed access to hospitals when they do get sick. God gave them an immune system for a reason!

mAyBe GoD cReAtEd tHe cOrOnA ViRuS fOr A rEAsOn tOo ?

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6 hours ago, sweepstakes said:

I noticed a Doug Flag in my neighborhood yesterday and my heart swelled with patriotism

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If Alaska doesn't secede, then count me the fuck in

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Big vehicle with 15MPG engine, check
Overweight and middle-aged, check
Ugly flag motif clothing, check
Tacky bleached hairstyle, check
Yelling at silent people, check
Getting pissed off at people who have science on their side, check

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11 hours ago, sweepstakes said:

Big vehicle with 15MPG engine, check
Overweight and middle-aged, check
Ugly flag motif clothing, check
Tacky bleached hairstyle, check
Yelling at silent people, check
Getting pissed off at people who have science on their side, check

Rubber testicles hanging from back of pickup, check

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On 4/17/2020 at 5:20 PM, ignatius said:

washington, oregon, northern california, BC, 

CASCADIA 

https://www.cascadianow.org

https://zapatopi.net/cascadia/

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https://zapatopi.net/bsa/militia/

 

Better idea - y'all can join Canada. That means you'll have to give up most of your guns (looking at you, weird parts of Oregon and Washington St.). I like BC too much to let it go to a separate nation.

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