Extra, extra read all about it! Young Rockefeller eaten by cannibals!

[chenGOD]

http://nypost.com/2014/03/15/how-a-young-rockefeller-died-at-the-hands-of-cannibals/

 

Still though, what an amazing way to go out.

 

Something to listen to while you read it:

 

https://soundcloud.com/djangelo/jay-z-99-problems-dj-angelos-crazy-cannibal-remix

[th555]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[doublename]

Eat the rich innit.

[awepittance]

it's not cannibalism to eat a reptilian

[triachus]

more like Eatenfeller

 

 

 

[MadameChaos]

 

Wocka wocka!

[cruising for burgers]

it's not cannibalism to eat a reptilian

it is, if you're a reptilian...

 

[chenGOD]

it's not cannibalism to eat a reptilian

 

ba-dum tish! Thank you folks, ill be here all week, enjoy the uh...veal?

[MisterE]

well, he was only a philanthropist adventurous kid willing to risk his life to bring 'primitive' art to the rest of the world to appreciate it. he wasn't any lena dunham. shes a privvy rich kid too, but waaaaaaaaay cooler, and a non-reptilian, paragon of society type

[manmower]

it's not cannibalism to eat a reptilian

 

lol this and the pdf file in one week. WATMM is on a roll.

[Jaffa]

you sound like an ass and a hypocrite, coming from what you said in the 'mayhem ensues ..'topic. shit thread. bombed.

[chenGOD]

who's lena dunham, and jaffa what did I do to piss you off?

 

Jeez you can't even have a non-serious thread about the rich getting eaten on here without being trolled.

[cruising for burgers]

 

According to various interviews with villagers, the Asmats first mistook him for a crocodile.

this is no coincidence...