chenGOD Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 As far as I'm concerned anyone dumb enough to buy those tickets deserved what they got. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 (edited) Tito and Amanda Watts were arrested over the weekend for selling golden tickets to heaven to hundreds of people. The couple, who sold the tickets on the street for $99.99 per ticket, told buyers the tickets were made from solid gold and each ticket reserved the buyer a spot in heaven simply present the ticket at the pearly gates and youre in. http://jacksonville.suntimes.com/jax-news/7/115/146332/couple-arrested-selling-golden-tickets-heaven/ => http://www.snopes.com/media/notnews/goldentickets.asp source: http://stuppid.com/ Edited April 6, 2015 by triachus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Jacksonville <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nebraska Posted April 6, 2015 Author Share Posted April 6, 2015 Tito and Amanda Watts were arrested over the weekend for selling golden tickets to heaven to hundreds of people. The couple, who sold the tickets on the street for $99.99 per ticket, told buyers the tickets were made from solid gold and each ticket reserved the buyer a spot in heaven simply present the ticket at the pearly gates and youre in. http://jacksonville.suntimes.com/jax-news/7/115/146332/couple-arrested-selling-golden-tickets-heaven/ => http://www.snopes.com/media/notnews/goldentickets.asp source: http://stuppid.com/ welp, considering the story supposedly happened in florida, i'm sure it's still true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubin Farr Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 Gainesville PD are using Armored Personnel Carriers to do traffic stops, all while dressed in camouflage, and brandishing machine guns, WTF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nebraska Posted April 14, 2015 Author Share Posted April 14, 2015 "... the other reason that you're being stopped is because it appeared as though the young lady was giving you fellatio while you were driving, so we're also going to investigate that" i'd be really curious how you investigate something like that. do you swab the lips of the accused fellator for semen residue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 out of curiosity, is there an explicit law forbidding road head? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nebraska Posted April 14, 2015 Author Share Posted April 14, 2015 out of curiosity, is there an explicit law forbidding road head? i'm guessing part of it falls under the public indecency law, but a big part of it could be against endangering road safety due to being distracted from the fellatio whilst attempting to abide by regional traffic code Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 While the hardware the Gainsville PD were equipped with seemed excessive, and the circumstances under which they made the stop are equally ridiculous, at least they let the dude off with a warning. Prior military background may have something to do with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 But this thread pertains to Florida specifically, which is a wacko state.For grievances regarding the country as a whole, see http://forum.watmm.com/topic/86083-how-does-the-world-view-america-these-days/page-17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jellyrajah Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 But this thread pertains to Florida specifically, which is a wacko state. For grievances regarding the country as a whole, see http://forum.watmm.com/topic/86083-how-does-the-world-view-america-these-days/page-17 love how nonchalant you sound here haha I just played a bloke in an online game who was apparently from northern florida who soon claimed his controller wasn't working and basically rage quit as I was beating him. the plot thickens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubin Farr Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 Old man pretending to be a cop pulls over two real cops, gets arrested duhhhh http://gawker.com/fake-cop-pulls-over-real-cops-gets-taken-to-real-jail-1697610111 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubin Farr Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 Man gets kicked out of bar, comes back with gasoline and lights bouncer on fire. https://www.yahoo.com/news/video/man-kicked-florida-bar-lights-121529294.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schlitze Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 Old man pretending to be a cop pulls over two real cops, gets arrested duhhhh http://gawker.com/fake-cop-pulls-over-real-cops-gets-taken-to-real-jail-1697610111 What a stupid old bastard. Theres not much defence for the old cock blocker unless he tells the court he'd viewed repeated viewings of Nate Dawg T Phillips' seminal magnus opus Extropy: Speedhack and the biomechanics of life merged him into his Crown Victoria at which point he went a little T-1000. That's his only chance of getting bail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Is it just me or does Tito Watts look like a Martian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubin Farr Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Dumbass high on flakka tries to fuck a tree. http://gawker.com/naked-flakka-freak-who-calls-himself-god-fights-cop-fu-1698006931 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 If, like me, you're wondering what flakka is (I know, I'm old), a very interesting website here: http://dosemakespoison.blogspot.ca/2015/04/on-flakka-gravel-and-alpha-pvp.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 A girl I went to school with (in Maine) was murdered in FLOLida. Apparently she fell in with some bad people... ...people from Florida! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Sorry to hear that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Murder lol ...anyway...she was a kind, thoughtful person and she will be dearly missed lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 (edited) I knew there was a reason Florida was shaped like a dong. In terms of general societal dysfunction, that is. Edited April 16, 2015 by ambermonk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Sorry to hear that. At least she died doing what loved dealing drugs lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 oh wow: http://www.scribd.com/doc/262792039/Fuck-This-Court http://www.vice.com/read/florida-woman-writes-amazing-notice-to-judge-fuck-this-court-and-everything-that-it-stands-for-129 Florida, wow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubin Farr Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 So since she's not an attorney, or even an intelligent person, it basically got filed to the internet. Clown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoodie Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 (edited) . Edited January 16, 2016 by Hoodie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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