Andrew Weatherall's Beard on EBAY

[rixxx]

Andrew Weatherall's beard needs no introduction...

Here is a very rare oportunity to own an equisite collectors item and a true iconic peice of bonafiedy >120bpm 'trappin's' associated with the artist and music.

as seen on Vice Tv

Not only is this a chance to own the beard, but it is also expected to have a steady revenue stream from appearances worldwide, obviously this is not going to be a stake in the artist, however the agent for the artist has insisted they are keeping the 'beard' on the books for events. Direct quote taken from facebook...

"The beard is available for weddings and bar mitzvahs through www.spunoutagency.com"

We are starting with a low price - Please be aware you are bidding for the cuttings of a used beard. We ship worldwide

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.com/itm/281583495298

 

[Lewps]

Wow i sold my dreadlocks to a wig maker when i was 14 but didn't think to get people to bid on it. I wonder if it comes with instructions or it's just the clippings in a ziplock bag??

[goDel]

That's one serious beard!

[rixxx]

I think mike sold his ponytail on ebay...

 

 

bleeghhhhhhhhhh

[goDel]

What!? You made him cut off his ponytail?

[rixxx]

No, this was before I met him. Although, if he did have it we wouldnt be together.

 

 

I've found the owner too!

 

http://ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=41&threadid=33712

[goDel]

LOL

 

Van Den Hoogenband, that guy is from the Netherlands! Mike's ponytail is currently in the Netherlands!! :O

 

XD

[cwmbrancity]

glad to see said beard is/was 120bpm

[MadameChaos]

Groce

[Guest Atom Dowry Firth]

No, this was before I met him. Although, if he did have it we wouldnt be together.

 

 

I've found the owner too!

 

http://ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=41&threadid=33712

 

lolol

[KovalainenFanBoy]

This is like that South Park episode

 

 

 

[MadameChaos]

no one is ever going to beat Jeremy Bentham

[YangYing]

glad to see said beard is/was 120bpm

[petina]

ewww

[goDel]

ewww

[Redruth]

th fancy groooming fr th new swordsmen, dancey-brain electro jams eh?

[Schlitze]

Die

[Redruth]

o' thx but u go ahead shitze. i've been dǝad already and i decided it was boring..

[Goiter Sanchez]

Didn't RDJ give away locks of hair with select preorders of the RDJ album or something like that?

[Herr Jan]

Didn't RDJ give away locks of hair with select preorders of the RDJ album or something like that?

 

Ye, what is it with electronic musicians and giving/selling their hair?

 

[Schlitze]

o' thx but u go ahead shitze. i've been dǝad already and i decided it was boring..

Ok live for the time being but die soon.

[Schlitze]

The beard just hit 41 pounds after a bid by chim

not bidding until all the grey hairs are extracted from the beard

[cwmbrancity]

Psychic TV's TOPY had a plot where you sent in samples of bodily juices/pubes used in magical sigils,

so this is fairly tame in comparison

 

ps: Weatherall should be given the freedom of the country and if anyone was ever in a position to recreate some of J Peel's radio times it has to be Lord Sabre

[MadameChaos]

how do you know it's really his beard though and not just one of a regular keyboard player, electro hipster or wizard?

[goDel]

Mike P's ponytail disguised as Andrew's beard?

 

edit: obviously, the fact that rixxx posted this is s-s-super suspicious!