DANK MEMES

[patternoverlap]

 

 

 

it's like fucking Inception in 'ere.

I had some inception fucking once. I met a girl at a club a few months ago, and due to her being a hobag, we went to a love hotel (which is where you go in Tokyo to sexing). Anyway, after doing some lines of near-pure charly from IDM hookupz, my member is all of a sudden knee deep in her vagiznaz (took awhile to get it up, but I poked at it like checking meters in a jet). As I'm pumping her furiously with coke sweat splatting on the walls, I put her ankles by her head to get in deeper. And then I realized...... What the fuck. "Is that..... Is that another vagina?!" "...Yes."

 

TLDR: I fucked a girl who had a vagina in her vagina, and in that vagina was another vagina.

 

It was the first time I've been in 3 vaginas simultaneously, and I'm now humbled and find myself watching sunsets with can beer, crying, remembering the Native Americans. Sidenote: After the fucking, she queef'd with all 3 vaginas, which made a G major chord. So now every time I hear G major I remember her.

Good thing it wasn't G Minor. You would have gotten 3 nested life sentences.

 

 

Some people think that G Major is the sacred chord, that David played and it pleased the Lord. But it isn't it's F minor, as found in Chopin's Nocturne.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Stupid fucking cunts.

 

 

[brian trageskin]

tfw

 

[cear]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0ydaeblsOo

[Npoess]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited September 20, 2015 by Npoess

[usagi]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0ydaeblsOo

fucking lol

[brian trageskin]

[doublename]

https://twitter.com/soturntaliens/status/644753728780767233

[DerWaschbar]

fresh off the press meme

 

[delet...]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you know why i like these renaissance painting memes, it's because they are at least teaching the kids in a visceral way, to think about what they are looking at from a time outside of their time. when else would the random dumb see these, never is when. Of course not in converse with the regular ran dumb dumb, perhaps they have no intrest or understanding of even these memes, and it's only the inverted coma smart kids 'ee skall that know what the hell so care bout the sell presented for brains perhaps now i guess, less xan absent.

[DerWaschbar]

 

i made this one for you delet

[delet...]

if you did yae, if repost, glae in elvreewae, ie oe yue wun leSs blir blirtc [[-; ha harr

also the whole pointless gits that noone will know in two generations on old paintings and illuminations thing is annoyying ...

i do like the genuine lookalike ones though .. like i've seen this polish jew that moved to london as a trader centuries ago that looked likea me .. in some way, actually i've sen plenty of nonstandard poles (heh) that look like me in art ... /cue the backlash "but the immigrant thing del boi"

[autopilot]

[YangYing]

Zole!

[popiax]

fresh off the press meme

 

oh shit i think im in trouble

[auxien]

Some people I follow on Tumblr posted some dank shits recently:

 

[peace 7]

Before "irony" was everywhere, memes barely existed, and hipster shit was in its infancy, there was a "dank meme" esque comic/homepage/series that was fucking hilarious, that I can't find anymore... It was shittily drawn/PS'd, had stories about a "Bevan", and used "krem" often, or something like that... Like one of them had, "then I LOL, which means 'leaning on the wall'".... I think there was one about a battle with ninjas. Stories were written in that "9~12 year old" style. ...Uh.

 

Maybe my memory has melted and this is all inaccurate, but maybe someone remembers it from like 10 years ago.

 

Anyone?

Edited September 21, 2015 by peace 7

[autopilot]

Are you thinking of Sweet Bro And Hella Jeff?

 

It actually pre-dates dank memes by a few years. "Prescient" as they say.

[YangYing]

 

the real guy

 

the best guy

Edited September 21, 2015 by MIXL2

[KovalainenFanBoy]

Are you thinking of Sweet Bro And Hella Jeff?

 

It actually pre-dates dank memes by a few years. "Prescient" as they say.

 

yeah he even published a book lol

 

 

which kind of defeats the whole purpose/aesthetic but whatever

[hello spiral]

oh shit I remember that, was gonna get this a few years ago

 

[autopilot]

lol @ "helpful jeff" on the spine

[Npoess]

[BCM]

[BCM]

[NI64]

I would not be thrilled if I got sold an eighth that looked like that haha. Just out of curiosity, what does everyone pay for an eighth of dank? Here in MN they go for $50-60, 45 if you got that friend price!