Squee Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 So, about him having sex... How does that work? I mean, he's a really big guy. I literally looked up "fat guy penis" on Google and it came up with plenty of interesting stories of fat in a guy's pubic mound. Even if he found his way to his penis, it'd have to be 50 inches long to be able to find its way out from under his stomach. Do you think he holds up his stomach like we boys did with our shirts when we were kids and had to use the urinal? You know, tugging the shirt up under your chin? What the fuck am I doing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 *forcibly clears Squee's browser history against his protestations* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 So, about him having sex... How does that work? I mean, he's a really big guy. I literally looked up "fat guy penis" on Google and it came up with plenty of interesting stories of fat in a guy's pubic mound. Even if he found his way to his penis, it'd have to be 50 inches long to be able to find its way out from under his stomach. Do you think he holds up his stomach like we boys did with our shirts when we were kids and had to use the urinal? You know, tugging the shirt up under your chin? they probably use the friction of their gut like this nsfl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo67zeb3iM0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 So, about him having sex... How does that work? I mean, he's a really big guy. I literally looked up "fat guy penis" on Google and it came up with plenty of interesting stories of fat in a guy's pubic mound. Even if he found his way to his penis, it'd have to be 50 inches long to be able to find its way out from under his stomach. Do you think he holds up his stomach like we boys did with our shirts when we were kids and had to use the urinal? You know, tugging the shirt up under your chin? they probably use the friction of their gut like this nsfl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo67zeb3iM0 lol! So when they're ready they catch the semen in a cup and inseminate their significant other using a funnel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 nah they drink it straight down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Schlitze Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 This guy is fucking One thing I don't get though - where the fuck is that girl's upper body? Like surely her head is gonna be hanging off the side of the bed or something - unless she suffers from dwarfism? Those are not petite legs. What I'm thinking is - he got like the lower half of one of those real dolls. Hahaha, Looks like he's got the lower half of a mannequin and cut a hole into the groin and stuck a couple of gammon steaks into the gap and then started nudging it along the bed with his dick, to the corner of the bed, then onto the floor, out the door and into the pool. In the uncut version. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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triachus Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 cuz they dont want you to glitch out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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YangYing Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 http://flappykhaled.com/ the future is now edit: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tec Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 Is he a Nathan For You business plan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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