DJ Khaled

[usagi]

lol he breaks out a sweat trying to bend his knee.

 

see that stuff leaking out of his pores that you call "sweat"? that's pure success, baby. success radiating magnanimously from his corpulent, cholesterol/sugar-laden person.

[usagi]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hblkn-pCM60

[Npoess]

[Astro Tarot]

Edited March 9, 2016 by Astro Tarot

[Perezvon]

[BCM]

khaled actually comes across well in this i thought...seems like quite a nice guy at heart.

Edited March 22, 2016 by BCM

[KovalainenFanBoy]

 

at 5:58 his son is finally coming out and he goes and starts blasting his own album flol

 

I GOT THE KEYS KEYS KEYS

Edited October 31, 2016 by ThatSpanishGuy

[Ivan Ooze]

lion

[usagi]

what a way to enter the world. that kid has no idea what he's in for.

 

*Khaled punches his baby* "welcome ta earf!"

[dr lopez]

did anyone watch khaled completely pussy out on the hot wings challenge and then TJ miller rip on him when he went on lol

 

edit: lol @ 5:20 

Edited October 31, 2016 by dr lopez

[YO303]

DJ Khaled another false idol of millennials, back in the day we didn't fall for this shit, we were so punk we didn't worship anyone we were our own gods, what are you kids doing worshiping kim kardashian kane west and beyonce worship nature instead maybe a walk in the park will cure your intense autism  

Edited October 31, 2016 by Deer

[Rubin Farr]

[hello spiral]

lol saw that hotwings one a while ago, hilarious.

 

My internal question of "who the fuck buys his albums?" was answered last week.

The department I work in at the moment we open parcels posted to prisoners. I've lost count of how many copies of the new DJ Khaled I've opened.

[usagi]

lol really? far out.

[Rubin Farr]

lol saw that hotwings one a while ago, hilarious.

 

My internal question of "who the fuck buys his albums?" was answered last week.

The department I work in at the moment we open parcels posted to prisoners. I've lost count of how many copies of the new DJ Khaled I've opened.

 

Have you ever opened a splat mat? lol

[hello spiral]

a watnow?

[KovalainenFanBoy]

a watnow?

a Nintendo Splat Mat LOL

[Rubin Farr]

a watnow?

 

I saw in a spam email that they print life-sized nude pics of porn stars for guys to splat on.  I swear I didn't order one!  LOL

 

google "scoreland splat mat" if you wanna see, but very NSFW