Guest Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 I'll just start off with an example: I accidentally spoiled the surprise party of a friend of mine. So "Ruining the surprise party of a friend which his girlfriend has meticulously been planning for a while now" WATMM can be vile and funny at the same time, so I wonder what you guys dream up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psn Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 Killing your friend just before he is about to complete the last item on his bucket list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 Sorry to derail this thread after 2 posts, but thumbs up to your avatar, Phoenix ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bechuga Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 Make the most popular, friendly and kindest kid in your class cry by making jokes about his recently deceased uncle. I have done this, crossed it off the list and hope I never do it again. Few very valuable lessons were learnt: funny voices don't necessarily make everything funny. And that certain topics are serious, so stop trying to be funny all the time. Why I did it at all is a matter I have reflected on for twenty or so years. How other people be assholes all the time on purpose...I can't fathom how they do it. Joke answer: pretend to die > wake up in coffin > wait for the crescendo of hate to peak > then kill yourself > funeral filled with mourners who hate you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marf Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 i went on a 4month stealing spree in college. stole everything i could. never stole a thing 13 years running since that time. i do download stuff, (feel guilty there). i also pretended to hate milli vanilli when i didnt neend toe.,. it was good music said a couple shitty things about phil collins that i shouldnt have good topic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verdant Hickies Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 I am perfect in every way and that makes a lot of people feel bad about themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perezvon Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 Got wasted at a dangerous level and just asked a random girl if she wanted to fuck. That's more of a pathetic lol now but I honestly still feel so bad about this. Also I dearly hate my sister's best friend for pretty much no reason except her being herself. She just annoys me. Yet she lives a terrible life, has asshole parents and now lives in an awful flat in one of the worst districts in Paris. Still I don't like her. I think it's pathological. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YangYing Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 very loud gantz graf on public transport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KovalainenFanBoy Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 Perpetuate the patriarchy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saltykraut Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 kick a midget Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 Punch a pregnant woman who already has 17 kids weve already got octomom edit: even 7 kids. so sue me, if I was an asshole I'd do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saltykraut Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 Punch a pregnant woman who already has 17 kids weve already got octomom edit: even 7 kids. so sue me, if I was an asshole I'd do it. dam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 The earth is overpopulated as it is. It's greedy bullshit causing damage to non-participants (everyone around you) to haphazardly turn your body into a baby factory and just churn out baby after baby that you won't be able to provide ample attention to since you have so many damn kids, statistically at least some of them would grow up to be criminals or murderers etc. end rant thankfully I'm not an asshole so won't be punching any pregnant women. edit: so yeah, it was more a hypothetical as to what I would do if I was an asshole. I wouldn't really do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 very loud gantz graf on public transport heh... good one. I would think most Merzbow would do equivalent annoyance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 Not even 13 posts in and StephenG already is the top poster of this thread *crosses line on bucket list* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 I do what I can Tri. I do what I can. One thing I would ACTUALLY do. I don't go a day driving in my area of town without being cut off, someone trying to change lanes into me, or pulling out of a parking lot right into my path. I'd love to do the same to one of these people just to show them how much of an asshole they're being. I can't bring myself to do it though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goiter Sanchez Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 Abducting my teenage daughter and trapping her for 25 years in a concrete bunker I built specifically for this purpose in the basement of our family home, all the while forcibly inseminating her and rearing our seven incested offspring in pitch darkness with no access to the outside world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audioblysk Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 Abducting my teenage daughter and trapping her for 25 years in a concrete bunker I built specifically for this purpose in the basement of our family home, all the while forcibly inseminating her and rearing our seven incested offspring in pitch darkness with no access to the outside world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshuatxuk Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 not having anything random forced up me avoiding probes and cavity searches staying hemorrhoid free trying a bidet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goiter Sanchez Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 Abducting my teenage daughter and trapping her for 25 years in a concrete bunker I built specifically for this purpose in the basement of our family home, all the while forcibly inseminating her and rearing our seven incested offspring in pitch darkness with no access to the outside world. To be clear I just aped Josef Fritzl to win the thread of most asshole: I asked myself what is the worst thing you could do to a person and I have trouble conceiving of anything worse than what Fritzl did to his daughter and children/grandchildren. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fritzl_case Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 omg that actually happened... jesus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 I've felt bad about any time Ive been an asshole to someone who didnt deserve it. Having said that, being an asshole to some who did deserve it felt rather good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwmbrancity Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 massive doses of lsd & valium flooded into water supply, so just as 3rd eyes start popping open everywhere they're soothed into fluffy-wuffy-wavy enlightenment. cant be a complete cunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwmbrancity Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 omg that actually happened... jesus Friztl was proper organized for a daughter fucking/breeding mad man, to the extent that i'd thought his "brand" had gone global ;) There's a really good Greek film called Dogtooth (2009) that explores a lot of that isolation/family secrets/intense weirdness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 bottle of port dude bought in portugal when his son was in the womb, was gonna give it to him on his 18th birthday (his son is 15 now)... i drank it so, it was unlikely that port would be worth any significant amount.. it wasn't stored properly so it corked really badly.. the mother remarried with a super rich guy so the kid will have champagne n the best coke on his yacht birthday party, fuck him anyway blah, felt really bad about it though (i have so many,cant think of new ones doh) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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