rixxx Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-31876219 pretty cool. Hey watmm, you could do this to lose your virginity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hail Sagan Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Game changer. Hey watmm, you could do this to lose your virginity *Shots Fired* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcbpete Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Hey watmm, you could do this to lose your virginity HA ITS FUNNY COS WE MEN NOT HAVE SEX. Wait, I don't get it ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fiznuthian Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 just signed up.should be fucking millionaire daughters in no time. thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andihow Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 anyone wanna trade for the hell of it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fiznuthian Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 anyone wanna trade for the hell of it? i'll bundle in some magic cards. nah for rea lthough bless these people who are suffering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bechuga Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Do you have YOUR Boner Card? (couldn't be bothered to photoshop correct spelling) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubin Farr Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 On a related note, stay away from the bananas at Tesco!! http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/earth/wildlife/11466651/Spider-that-can-give-men-four-hour-erections-found-in-Tesco-bananas.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 On a related note, stay away from the bananas at Tesco!! http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/earth/wildlife/11466651/Spider-that-can-give-men-four-hour-erections-found-in-Tesco-bananas.html Or indulge as the case may be.... Also from the other article: "If you don't have a penis you are essentially dead, if you give a penis back you can bring them back to life." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YO303 Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 imagine being a nurse and handing the doctor a flaccid penis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoggy Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbW9JqM7vho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bechuga Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 What if they didn't sew it back on right and it flew off like a deflating balloon during boner time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YO303 Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 what if something goes wrong and the flaccid penis is erect size and the erect penis is flaccid size Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adieu Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 So, in theory if one wanted to upgrade their dick they could purchase a brand new one now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doublename Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Hey watmm, you could do this to lose your virginity HA ITS FUNNY COS WE MEN NOT HAVE SEX.Wait, I don't get it ... WATMM is ~three women and a shit load of middle aged dads tho... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YO303 Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 i feel like if you are an idm fan as a woman you should be given a penis transplant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schlitze Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 You can't get a new fuckstick just because you aren't satisfied with your current one. This surgery will only be open to guys like Bobbit and that guy in China a few weeks ago who was running down the street naked screaming ''Wheres my dick at?'' (his wife had bit it off and threw it out the window). With this surgilogical breakthrough will eunuchs be able to get their beans back? Surgeons can make a clit out of the male bratwurst by dicking around with the banjo string and sewing the nerves into the groin at the pubic bone. The schlong transplant was the next logical step. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marf Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 dont you have to take heavy meds so the body doesnt reject a transplant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YO303 Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 dont you have to take heavy meds so the body doesnt reject a transplant? how does the penis reject the transplant, does it fuck you up the ass??????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adieu Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 dont you have to take heavy meds so the body doesnt reject a transplant? Generally you have to take immunosuppressant drugs as your body views it as an invader yeah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 dont you have to take heavy meds so the body doesnt reject a transplant? Generally you have to take immunosuppressant drugs as your body views it as an invader yeah So getting a penis transplant turns you into a radical feminist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 lol @ one of the subheadings in the article just being "LONG." Real fucking mature, BBC. haha, I said "BBC" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 lol @ one of the subheadings in the article just being "LONG." Real fucking mature, BBC. haha, I said "BBC" hahaha nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melancholera Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 "There have been attempts before, including one in China. Accounts suggested the operation went fine, but the penis was later rejected." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny O Flannagin Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 How'd they botch the circumcision that badly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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