Need to get cool

[Guest skibby]

I wondered if anybody has any guidelines to attain mass appeal. I have enjoyed being ridiculous and playing the fool and although it is it's own reward...

I have read tales of "losing face" or "saving face," well what if you have no face at all as an artist? How do you go about building a supercool brand name out of yourself and get that teflon smooth public image?

I had some ideas. I'm almost 40 but I was noticing that this hairstyle was something that young people like to rock these days:



also, the publicity photos like this seem to get all the kids spending their allowance money on records:

 

anyway, I am really sorry that those two pics aren't the exact same pixel dimension, yeah it bothers me too.

thanks in advance for your ideas!

 

 

[Joyrex]

The best way to get cool is to turn your avatar into an animated gif... the fan would spin, and viola! you're cooler already

[KovalainenFanBoy]

[patternoverlap]

start lifting weights, get a skin care regimen, get some snazzy outfits, put some highlights in your hair, get really good at fellatio

[KovalainenFanBoy]

Become a ghost producer for a more handsome but less talented cunt and split the profits

[digman]

[Guest]

potato, so cool

[calx]

Buy some shades.

[Kavinsky]

thats coool

[patternoverlap]

OOh yeah, definitely need an oversized watch and a shaved chest

[Kavinsky]

lol i will never get that oversized watch thing

[WeAreOceans]

start lifting weights, get a skin care regimen, get some snazzy outfits, put some highlights in your hair, get really good at fellatio

 

yes this

 

if you don't look like this you are not cool

 

[Npoess]

Fedora
Neckbeard
Guy Fawkes mask
Gain 110 pounds

T-shirt with some random pop-cultural reference (maybe superheroes)

[luke viia]

it's mostly triangles and birds, man

 

use phrases like "structural aesthetic" when describing intangible media, make sure to say things like "it's a necessary mutation channeling ancient, wayward spirits thru new/old technology" and that your music "is concerned with sonification and momentum, rather than "musicality"; clashing illicit substance with experimental style; mangling memes in translation to manifest direct new meanings", they won't even know what they're listening for :sup:

[Candiru]

When A Drake song comes on at a party, turn it off, hook up your old school iPod and play something off of Draft 7.30. Enjoy your newfound popularity

[Bechuga]

Sit in a fridge

[Ivan Ooze]

watch tomorrowland video's on youtube

[calx]

Sit in a fridge

Lol

[YO303]

One time i was listening to a taylor swift song and i found myself wondering what would it take for someone like me to get a girl like her and the only solution i found was to create/do something so cool and people go "holy shit did you see what he did, thats cool"

 

if you lack the looks, at least have your brain.

[The Wumbo Man]

Order a takeaway kebab and when the delivery guy gets there throw an egg in his face. make sure people see.

[colunga]

Hire a youngin to be the "face" of your "brand".

the younger the better.

people will shit when they see how cute the 5 year old can be while also making killer traacks

interviews with that kid would be front page stuff too

[doublename]

Dani Alves is a wretched individual with poor fashion sense.

[ambermonk]

When A Drake song comes on at a party, turn it off, hook up your old school iPod and play something off of Draft 7.30. Enjoy your newfound popularity

Drake 7.30

 

I'd blast either 6ie.cr or V-PROC

[sweepstakes]

Hey man if you want to be cool you just need to hang out around WATMM more. There are a lot of really popular, extreamly cool people here that will show you the ropes and you'll pick it up in no time.

[Kilgore Trout]

to find out if your cool answer the following question.

 

 

do i own a chain wallet?

please answer yes or no.