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^Critter of the Year™ as far as I'm concerned, the head shake seals the deal.

 

If they're not burrowing their way into some sand they're

 

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I don't care what people say about the illuminati. If there truly are lizard people (no) then they're just way cooler than us and deserve to be in charge.

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Jesus could walk on water, lizards can walk on water, therefore Jesus was a lizard.

 

Pretty sound argument there. Maybe he shook himself violently out of the earth like that sand lizard too for the resurrection.

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well i'll be damned, jesus was a fucking lizard.

 

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No xbox controller??!?!!!?!?!?!?!?!?! fuck this gay earth.

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i wonder if jesus walked on water that same way. derp derp

as that's the only way it can be done, we should assume that he did. *photoshops jesus' face onto the lizard gif*

 

 

Ninjas did it with flat shoes (but also running). There's this school of thought that believes that Jesus was buried in Japan, so maybe he was actually a ninja, who was NOT a lizard.

 

Hail Sagan - Saying reptilian alien dudes are cool is not even funny. They're responsible for all the hardcore/violent/traumatic alien abductions, because they're assholes. Straight up assholes with no respect.

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i wonder if jesus walked on water that same way. derp derp

as that's the only way it can be done, we should assume that he did. *photoshops jesus' face onto the lizard gif*

 

 

Ninjas did it with flat shoes (but also running). There's this school of thought that believes that Jesus was buried in Japan, so maybe he was actually a ninja, who was NOT a lizard.

 

what, where does it say Jesus was buried in Japan? how would he have even got there? did he fly?

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i wonder if jesus walked on water that same way. derp derp

as that's the only way it can be done, we should assume that he did. *photoshops jesus' face onto the lizard gif*

 

 

Ninjas did it with flat shoes (but also running). There's this school of thought that believes that Jesus was buried in Japan, so maybe he was actually a ninja, who was NOT a lizard.

 

what, where does it say Jesus was buried in Japan? how would he have even got there? did he fly?

 

 

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i wonder if jesus walked on water that same way. derp derp

as that's the only way it can be done, we should assume that he did. *photoshops jesus' face onto the lizard gif*

 

 

Ninjas did it with flat shoes (but also running). There's this school of thought that believes that Jesus was buried in Japan, so maybe he was actually a ninja, who was NOT a lizard.

 

what, where does it say Jesus was buried in Japan? how would he have even got there? did he fly?

 

 

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ah i get it now, this is completely feasible and i don't see how anyone could possibly refute it. Jesus was a Japanese ninja lizard.

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