Pick one in each pair
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1. Pick one
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Wearing headphones without listening to anything44
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Asking a doctor after he analyzes your urine sample what your pee-value is11
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2. Pick one
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Listening to podcasts and audiobooks at speeds so fast you can barely understand a single word spoken34
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∞ ^ 021
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3. Pick one
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Thinking IDM is still a thing30
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Feeling inadequate25
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4. Pick one
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TB-303s that sound like farts25
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Replacing 'f's with 'ph's as phrequently as possible30
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5. Pick one
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Sitting down to pee27
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Fighting with your imaginary girlfriend28
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6. Pick one
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Ulillillia29
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Editing every post you make26
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7. Pick one
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Intentionally losing the "one" in a track, and getting lost in an amorphous bath of buzzes, clicks, and clanks34
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Cutting your arm off and getting a tattoo of an arm where your arm used to be21
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8. Pick one
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Obsessing over music from 20 years ago because it's "cutting edge"36
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Google's DeepDream19
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9. Pick one
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Buying albums on vinyl you know were produced digitally30
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Getting eaten whole by a shark, shit out, and then going on to start a business and raise a family25
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10. Pick one
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Hating music31
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Dank memes24
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11. Pick one
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Being botanically ignorant enough to unwittingly buy a plant that will engulf your entire room eventually33
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Nicolas Cage22
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12. Pick one
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Buying shit-loads of analogue synths and computer hardware, then telling your fans you are skint and asking them to buy your music on Bandcamp33
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Drinking beer on the rocks through a straw22
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13. Pick one
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Trying to figure out what time signature the neighbor's dog is barking in39
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Cutting your dick off and replacing it with a laser16
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14. Pick one
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The fact that we didn't award Most IDM to the minipops kid in 2015, and then Aphex Twin got him to direct a music video in 201620
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Ordinary words that sound vaguely futuristic35
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15. Pick one
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Docking30
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FLAC25
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16. Pick one
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Waiting until vaporwave is declared dead before actively listening to it33
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Maybe being kind of unsure perhaps of what you're probably doing, I guess22
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17. Pick one
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Writing a long, thought-out post with multiple iterations and deciding not to post it27
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Sampling sounds of construction for future snare rushes28
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18. Pick one
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Editing out parts of other artists' tracks that you feel are weak34
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A deadly virus spread through direct eye contact21
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19. Pick one
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Creating a flowchart for assessing the snare rush potential of any sound25
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Not being able to hold direct eye contact30
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20. Pick one
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Laying in bed all day with your synths30
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The nice tits thread25
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21. Pick one
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Microsoft's teen girl AI going rogue45
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Referring to yourself always in the 3rd person in public10
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22. Pick one
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Instinctively muttering "sorry" when someone bumps into you36
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Eating the ashes of a deceased lover19
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23. Pick one
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Waiting until vaporwave is declared dead before making vaporwave15
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Being shamed for listening to repetative music40
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24. Pick one
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Nominating Ulillillia every year until he wins30
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"Working from home"25
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25. Pick one
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Not spending time outside, but instead listening to music that portrays unusually spacious scenes45
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Speeding up action movies to make wicked snare rushes10
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26. Pick one
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Bull Wallet versions26
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White people dancing29
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27. Pick one
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Everyone becoming autistic and avoiding direct eye contact due to the existence of a deadly virus spread through direct eye contact21
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Rolling lols34
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28. Pick one
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A video of a dude with small but still within the range or normal-sized legs jamming in Southbank on synths that are powered by a car battery, while people walk by with angry expressions and a single old bearded drunk man dances gleefully34
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Telling a robot to check its privilege because if you can't feel, no one can hurt you21
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29. Pick one
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MRI scans (45 minutes of being stuck in the tube of a superconductor coil with heavy metals pumping through your veins while being blasted with stupidly loud phased square waves against a background of bubbling liquid helium)38
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An allowed dupe account granted by Joyrex17
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30. Pick one
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The concept of time17
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Windows 9538
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31. Pick one
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Unorthodox use of side-chain compression18
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4/4 time signatures that sound like odd meters37
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32. Pick one
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Pictures of Japanese factories at night42
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Editing Simpsons episodes by replacing Homer with live-action footage of a horse13
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