The Big Star Wars Thread *SPOILERS ABOUND*

[Lada Laika]

 

 

In other news, they've already found a replacement for Colin Treverrow for Episode IX: JJ Abrams. Hopefully he doesn't do a pastiche on Return of the Jedi

 

ewoks imminent

They'll be small, cat-like creatures called Wokies who claw and scratch their way to victory over the First Order while Rey redeems Rylo Ken who has become Darth Rylo by defeating the evil Snoke and putting an end to the First Order forever. Luke will die fighting Snoke in Episode VIII and become a force ghost advising Rey as she becomes the first Jedi Knight of a new order, realizing Luke's dream of restoring the Jedi to the galaxy.

And Finn and Poe will make out after Finn gets jealous of Poe and Rey but Poe reveals they're siblings

[zaphod]

wicket raped leia offscreen in jedi and the result was the human/ewok hybrid nicknamed snoke. the ewok genes caused him to age rapidly so he's basically a sith with progeria. everyone in the galaxy knows but it's not spoken about. luke was so disgusted he exiled himself. all will be revealed in the next chapter of the star wars, which will be two hours of rey vomiting while luke says "those goddamn ewoks" over and over under his breath.

[Joyrex]

wicket raped leia offscreen in jedi and the result was the human/ewok hybrid nicknamed snoke. the ewok genes caused him to age rapidly so he's basically a sith with progeria. everyone in the galaxy knows but it's not spoken about. luke was so disgusted he exiled himself. all will be revealed in the next chapter of the star wars, which will be two hours of rey vomiting while luke says "those goddamn ewoks" over and over under his breath.

LOL

[Rubin Farr]

 

 

[auxien]

New trailer went up, tickets on sale.

 

Trailer looks like a trailer. Sorta what I expected, I guess. Maybe that's good that they're just not showing too much of the film other than pew pew pew and woohoos and yelps and a few dark brooding one-liners. 

[o00o]

[zaphod]

looks very bad

[Rubin Farr]

[o00o]

[Silent Member]

Oh right, kind of clever. Not a fan of the colour scheme. On to the trailer: I hate the fuzzy bunny, and the story seems spoilered now. Unfortunately I'm still a fanboy and any semblance of old school star wars gets me wet. Adequate trailer confirmed.

[dr lopez]

looks very bad

[WeAreOceans]

fairly bland trailer

 

also getting throwbacks to the prequels overly busy sequences with shit going on all over the place

 

[azatoth]

Trailer did not cause a tremor in my pants. Oddly lame. I expect a decent movie, nothing groundbreaking. Disney does not like risks, even if it's going to rake in at least a billion no matter what.

[joshuatxuk]

 Not a fan of the colour scheme. 

 

very late 90s / early 00s PC game cover-esque

[dr lopez]

 

looks very bad

 

ahh i see it's a different trailer than the one I saw at blade runner here in finland. i've now watched this one and it looks even worse lol

 

however expectations are insanely low due to rogue one being garbage

Edited October 10, 2017 by dr lopez

[Joyrex]

I really, really liked it - the trailer is very misleading/trollish though on how the juxtapositioned the dialogue with the scenes (e.g., they don't relate to one another, and imply things that are probably not true).

[xox]

yo ppl r sick. this was sick. forgetaboutit!

 

:)

[Rubin Farr]

The Last Jedi clocks in at 150 minutes, making it the longest Star Wars film ever.

[Silent Member]

The Last Jedi clocks in at 150 minutes, making it the longest Star Wars film ever.

But I need to take a piss :( Edited October 10, 2017 by Gocab

[entropi]

Well, I bought three IMAX tickets today.

[tec]

When I saw it at the IMAX a kid loudly asked his Dad if Han was dead after he got stabbed and fell into the void. I will be seeing this months after its release, hopefully in a near empty cinema. Why are they the worst place to see films in?

[Joyrex]

Well, I bought three IMAX tickets today.

[doublename]

Why preorder tickets to a movie 2 months in advance? Serious question.

[dr lopez]

Why preorder tickets to a movie 2 months in advance? Serious question.

because you can select your seats and you dont want to get a shitty seat. makes obvious sense

[doublename]

I didn’t see TFA in theaters, so idk what it was like right after it opened. I feel like opening weekend is the worst time to see an event movie, so I just wouldn’t go out of my way to cop tickets for it.

Edited October 10, 2017 by doublename