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Interesting analysis on fivethirtyeight.

biden looks a bit overrated in the current polls, while buttigieg looks underrated.

reasoning in short:

- favorability of a candidate can't be better than the % of dems with an opinion on the candidate (eg. if max 20% of dems have an opinion on a candidate, 20% favourability is the highest possible score)

- very high % dems with an opinion on biden as opposed to lesser known candidates means bidens favorability could be overrated wrt to those other candidates.

- analysis below looks at the change in % with opinion in relationship to the change in favorability (buttigieg-bump! while bidens support shrinks!)

https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/which-2020-candidates-are-more-or-less-popular-than-they-should-be/

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21 hours ago, user said:

There's no need to make Buttigieg the butt of Beavis and Butthead butt jokes, but whatever.  
 

I always felt bad for people with those kinds of names. But never really politicians. It's funny how they're sometimes descriptive. Anthony Weiner comes to mind.

I actually haven't even looked him up. I will obviously if he stays up in the polls. But I'm mostly concerned with my favorite candidate, and the one or two the establishment has chosen.

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1 hour ago, Candiru said:

Although a lot of people don't want to hear it, Biden is a Democrat who can win in the South.  That makes him a unique beast, his poll ratings in Florida are already strong.

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As long as we don't get some insecure jerkoff who thinks climate change is fake news, pickpockets average citizens, wants to bomb the Middle East, and scapegoat immigrants as the Dem front-runner, then that's satisfactory. In other words, no overlap in policy traits with the current PO(TU)S.

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The year is 2028. Homosexual billionaire reptilian satanists George Sorrows and Mark Cuckerberg are president and vice-president of the USA. A strict communist regime is immediately implemented across the USA, resulting in millions of deaths, the collapse of the economy and the end of free speech. The constitution is ripped to shreds and replaced with the decree of 7485373 genders.

The sorceresses of the 33rd degree triumvrate , H. Klintun, N. Peelosee and A. Merkill, unleash a powerful army of radical illegal aliens upon the global population who swiftly spread from city to city pillaging all in their path, looting and raping EVERYTHING and EVERYONE in sight. Not a woman, child, or cats asshole is spared.

With a global New World Order firmly in power and the worldwide population suppressed, Comrade George Sorrows implements the Final Solution. All straight conservative males are rounded up by the thousand and sent to death camps. The sight of a heterosexual, conservative, christian male becomes a distant memory for many. A few manage to escape to the neighbouring wildernesses and mountains, only to be tracked down and slaughtered.

"Let he who is without sin cast thy first bullet”

The biggest enemy of the New World Order, J.C, returns to Earth as promised over 2000 years ago. The sight of what humanity has become brings tears to his eyes. With peace in his heart, J.C offers the New World Order a chance to repent and let the people go. Unsurprisingly, they resist and attempt to crucify him. In a deadly shootout, J.C barely manages to escape with his life. He retreats, pursued by a gender diverse and multicultural army.

With a peaceful negotiation out of the question, J.C has no choice but to act fast. He cannot idly watch his people suffer. He must team up with the last remaining straight males – Tromp, Dolph, Pootin, Napolion, Mussolino, Bolselnoro – and free the people. They must defeat the New World Order leaders and then finally upload Facts and Logic to the system – freeing the people from the social media matrix and ultimately the grasp of the tyrannical New World Order and it’s supreme overlord… Noseberg Shekelstein.

https://jesusstrikesback.com/

 

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Looks almost as fun as Supernam 64
 

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DUE TO VARIOUS FALSE NEWS PIECES SURROUNDING JESUS STRIKES BACK JUDGEMENT DAY (JSB: JD) RECENTLY (AS A RESULT OF “INTERNET MEMES”, MISINFORMATION, AND “FAKE NEWS” STORIES), IT HAS BECOME NECESSARY TO EXPLAIN BELOW WHAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN BLATANTLY OBVIOUS. JSB JD IS A SATIRICAL PARODY. THIS CANNOT BE EMPHASIZED ENOUGH. JSB JD IS NOT A POLITICAL STATEMENT, TESTAMENT OR PROPAGANDA. JSB: JD SATIRIZES POLITICAL CULTURE NOT THROUGH DIRECT DIALOGUE OR HUMOROUS SPEECH, BUT BY ALLOWING THE PLAYER TO PLAY FROM THE VIEWPOINT OF A COLLECTION OF FICTIONAL CHARACTERS REPRESENTING SATIRICAL, “STRAW-MAN” DEPICTIONS OF POLITICAL CULTURE.

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limited edition AOC comics. 

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To ring in the newest Democratic members of Congress, Devil's Due Comics has assembled a team of acclaimed artists to create the mother of all one-off commemorative comics: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez And The Freshman Force: New Party: Who Dis? sees AOC engage in a series of super-heroic mini-adventures, taking on the GOP establishment from within. To boot, this anthology comic satirically skewers everyone from President Trump to his near-endless team of morally-compromised Republican cronies. Bonus: Activities and games like “Where’s Mitch?” will take you back to a simpler time.

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Is donnie capable of giving a celebratory July 4th speech without it turning into a MAGA rally? Dems think not:

https://www.politico.com/story/2019/06/06/trump-july-4-plans-1356345

 

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Trump first announced his plans for a "major fireworks display, entertainment and an address by your favorite President, me!" in a late February tweet.

I'd bet he can't go 30 seconds in a speech without attacking someone or making it all about him. And I wonder what entertainment the ol' carnival barker has planned...3 Doors Down headlining? Ivanka doing a striptease? Don Jr. doing stand-up? Whatever it is, it will be the greatest July 4th show in the history of the world!!!

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Good lord that jesus strikes back site gave me a headache how mentally ill do you have to be to not only make a game like that but actually believe half of the shit mentioned in the game's resume. Why is "billionaire" and "communism" in the same sentence?

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The two celestial bodies will merge and become Maroon, the dopest fuckin planet with all the cocaine and whooooeeeerrres

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