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As long as we don't get some insecure jerkoff who thinks climate change is fake news, pickpockets average citizens, wants to bomb the Middle East, and scapegoat immigrants as the Dem front-runner, then that's satisfactory. In other words, no overlap in policy traits with the current PO(TU)S.

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The year is 2028. Homosexual billionaire reptilian satanists George Sorrows and Mark Cuckerberg are president and vice-president of the USA. A strict communist regime is immediately implemented across the USA, resulting in millions of deaths, the collapse of the economy and the end of free speech. The constitution is ripped to shreds and replaced with the decree of 7485373 genders.

The sorceresses of the 33rd degree triumvrate , H. Klintun, N. Peelosee and A. Merkill, unleash a powerful army of radical illegal aliens upon the global population who swiftly spread from city to city pillaging all in their path, looting and raping EVERYTHING and EVERYONE in sight. Not a woman, child, or cats asshole is spared.

With a global New World Order firmly in power and the worldwide population suppressed, Comrade George Sorrows implements the Final Solution. All straight conservative males are rounded up by the thousand and sent to death camps. The sight of a heterosexual, conservative, christian male becomes a distant memory for many. A few manage to escape to the neighbouring wildernesses and mountains, only to be tracked down and slaughtered.

"Let he who is without sin cast thy first bullet”

The biggest enemy of the New World Order, J.C, returns to Earth as promised over 2000 years ago. The sight of what humanity has become brings tears to his eyes. With peace in his heart, J.C offers the New World Order a chance to repent and let the people go. Unsurprisingly, they resist and attempt to crucify him. In a deadly shootout, J.C barely manages to escape with his life. He retreats, pursued by a gender diverse and multicultural army.

With a peaceful negotiation out of the question, J.C has no choice but to act fast. He cannot idly watch his people suffer. He must team up with the last remaining straight males – Tromp, Dolph, Pootin, Napolion, Mussolino, Bolselnoro – and free the people. They must defeat the New World Order leaders and then finally upload Facts and Logic to the system – freeing the people from the social media matrix and ultimately the grasp of the tyrannical New World Order and it’s supreme overlord… Noseberg Shekelstein.

https://jesusstrikesback.com/

 

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Jebus. Oof.


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Supporting the trolls?

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Looks almost as fun as Supernam 64
 

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DISCLAIMER:
DUE TO VARIOUS FALSE NEWS PIECES SURROUNDING JESUS STRIKES BACK JUDGEMENT DAY (JSB: JD) RECENTLY (AS A RESULT OF “INTERNET MEMES”, MISINFORMATION, AND “FAKE NEWS” STORIES), IT HAS BECOME NECESSARY TO EXPLAIN BELOW WHAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN BLATANTLY OBVIOUS. JSB JD IS A SATIRICAL PARODY. THIS CANNOT BE EMPHASIZED ENOUGH. JSB JD IS NOT A POLITICAL STATEMENT, TESTAMENT OR PROPAGANDA. JSB: JD SATIRIZES POLITICAL CULTURE NOT THROUGH DIRECT DIALOGUE OR HUMOROUS SPEECH, BUT BY ALLOWING THE PLAYER TO PLAY FROM THE VIEWPOINT OF A COLLECTION OF FICTIONAL CHARACTERS REPRESENTING SATIRICAL, “STRAW-MAN” DEPICTIONS OF POLITICAL CULTURE.

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limited edition AOC comics. 

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To ring in the newest Democratic members of Congress, Devil's Due Comics has assembled a team of acclaimed artists to create the mother of all one-off commemorative comics: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez And The Freshman Force: New Party: Who Dis? sees AOC engage in a series of super-heroic mini-adventures, taking on the GOP establishment from within. To boot, this anthology comic satirically skewers everyone from President Trump to his near-endless team of morally-compromised Republican cronies. Bonus: Activities and games like “Where’s Mitch?” will take you back to a simpler time.

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Is donnie capable of giving a celebratory July 4th speech without it turning into a MAGA rally? Dems think not:

https://www.politico.com/story/2019/06/06/trump-july-4-plans-1356345

 

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Trump first announced his plans for a "major fireworks display, entertainment and an address by your favorite President, me!" in a late February tweet.

I'd bet he can't go 30 seconds in a speech without attacking someone or making it all about him. And I wonder what entertainment the ol' carnival barker has planned...3 Doors Down headlining? Ivanka doing a striptease? Don Jr. doing stand-up? Whatever it is, it will be the greatest July 4th show in the history of the world!!!

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Good lord that jesus strikes back site gave me a headache how mentally ill do you have to be to not only make a game like that but actually believe half of the shit mentioned in the game's resume. Why is "billionaire" and "communism" in the same sentence?

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BREAKING NEWS

 

THE MOON IS PART OF MARS

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The two celestial bodies will merge and become Maroon, the dopest fuckin planet with all the cocaine and whooooeeeerrres

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All we gotta do is wait for the next lunar eclipse. Moon with Martian color.

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10 hours ago, Candiru said:

The two celestial bodies will merge and become Maroon, the dopest fuckin planet with all the cocaine and whooooeeeerrres

 

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On 6/8/2019 at 9:11 AM, Rubin Farr said:

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lol. Millennial Trump.

14 hours ago, Nebraska said:

 

Just not climate science.

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17 hours ago, Nebraska said:

 

As if this wasn't enough, less than a month before we have a completely contradictory tweet. 

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Someone tell Trump he should install an update on his twitter account. The errors are becoming too obvious.

Some scary examples in this article on AI generating fake news:

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2019/06/07/technology/ai-text-disinformation.html?action=click&module=Top Stories&pgtype=Homepage

Really scary. I think we're doomed, quite honestly. We simply aren't be able to recognise all the bullshit, if you ask me.

 

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5 minutes ago, goDel said:

Someone tell Trump he should install an update on his twitter account. The errors are becoming too obvious.

Some scary examples in this article on AI generating fake news:

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2019/06/07/technology/ai-text-disinformation.html?action=click&module=Top Stories&pgtype=Homepage

Really scary. I think we're doomed, quite honestly. We simply aren't be able to recognise all the bullshit, if you ask me.

 

i think there will be a longish period of people going bananas over all the fake stuff and getting whipped into frenzies and manipulated etc then people will just look at it all as entertainment and ignore it all including the real news. 

perhaps there will remain one or two actual trustworthy news sources for the masses but the rest will be a swirling mess. i think the militaries and intelligence agencies of the world will spend a lot of time trying to figure out what to believe and go the route of finding out for themselves firsthand what's real and what isn't by using drones and actual spies to figure out the crucial intelligence.  but, i think a lot more damage is to be done. 

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2 hours ago, ignatius said:
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Deaths in ICE custody remain "exceedingly rare," an ICE spokesperson told NBC News in a statement. The agency said it spends more than $269 million to provide "comprehensive medical care" to each of the 300,000 to 500,000 individuals who enter its custody each year and reviews the circumstances of all deaths that occur in ICE custody.

ICE "takes very seriously the health, safety and welfare of those in our care, including those who come into ICE custody with prior medical conditions or who have never before received appropriate medical care," said ICE spokesperson Danielle Bennett in a statement. "Any death that happens in ICE custody is a cause for concern."

I can smell the bullshit all the way up here near the Arctic

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^^^ the bullshit is indeed smelling strong. a week or two ago all the activities for kids in detention centers waiting for hearings were cancelled. no more soccer, no more out door play, no more english lessons etc..  apparently the food  is bad even relative to shitty existing standards. 

cruelty is the #1 policy of this administration. 

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3 hours ago, ignatius said:

i think there will be a longish period of people going bananas over all the fake stuff and getting whipped into frenzies and manipulated etc then people will just look at it all as entertainment and ignore it all including the real news. 

perhaps there will remain one or two actual trustworthy news sources for the masses but the rest will be a swirling mess. i think the militaries and intelligence agencies of the world will spend a lot of time trying to figure out what to believe and go the route of finding out for themselves firsthand what's real and what isn't by using drones and actual spies to figure out the crucial intelligence.  but, i think a lot more damage is to be done. 

...or outlets will just get better at digitally vetting information for authenticity, and come up with new (standardized?) processes for doing so? Of course, with the info sec war perpetually heating up it's easy to imagine some nightmare scenarios like theft of journalists' private GPG keys, cloning drives from BIOS backdoors, etc. We certainly live in interesting times.

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