Joyrex Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 Via BoingBoing.net: http://boingboing.net/2017/02/13/moby-says-he-has-secret-intell.html Recording artist Moby says he talked to friends who work in Washington DC and revealed to him five pieces of secret information about the Trump administration. after spending the weekend talking to friends who work in dc i can safely (well, 'accurately'...) post the following things: 1-the russian dossier on trump is real. 100% real. he's being blackmailed by the russian government, not just for being peed on by russian hookers, but for much more nefarious things. 2-the trump administration is in collusion with the russian government, and has been since day one. 3-the trump administration needs a war, most likely with iran. at present they are putting u.s warships off the coast of iran in the hope that iran will attack one of the ships and give the u.s a pretense for invasion. 4-there are right wing plans to get rid of trump. he's a drain on their fundraising and their approval ratings, and the gop and koch brothers and other u.s right wing groups are planning to get rid of trump. 5-intelligence agencies around the world, and here in the u.s, are horrified by the incompetence of the trump administration, and are working to present information that will lead to high level firings and, ultimately, impeachment. i'm writing these things so that when/if these things happen there will be a public record beforehand. these are truly baffling and horrifying times, as we have an incompetent president who is essentially owned by a foreign power. -moby Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olo Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 Hahahahaha... fuck... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavieAddison Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 But what does Ja Rule think about all this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 That's what you get if you linger around for too long at amphetamine fuelled afterparties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doublename Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 #Deeptrout Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted February 14, 2017 Author Share Posted February 14, 2017 Watch... knowing our fucking luck, he'll be right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TubularCorporation Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 Watch... knowing our fucking luck, he'll be right! There's not a single thing in the quote that doesn't sound plausible. Except maybe for the part where Moby becomes the voice of record. It seems pretty obvious that they're trying to provoke some kind of attack if only as a pretext for consolidating executive power, that's jsut about the only coherent behavior I've seen come out of the new administration so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 Let's hope 4 and 5 happen before 3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcbpete Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 Wonder if he'll sell the rights to the stories to car advert producers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 I don't think they'd want to start a war with Iran if they're in cahoots with Russia, I call bullshit on that bulletin point. Then again; they're idiots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KovalainenFanBoy Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 my dad works and nintendo and taught me how to catch Sonic in Pokemon Moon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 my dad works and nintendo and taught me how to catch Sonic in Pokemon MoonFAKE NEWS! Very bad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 Strangely encouraging. Imagine what BoC knows. But sincerely, this shit is really happening whether Moby points it out or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubin Farr Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 Moby gon die yo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lada Laika Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 RIP community college Dean Craig Pelton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobDobalina Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 So Papa posted this in Music Discussion so I think we should really be focusing on Moby's music here. I'll go first: shite. Besides, all that stuff was in the liner notes of Play already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 in my dreams im dying all the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olo Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 response Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doublename Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 Play is a p important historical artifact. The late-90s chain café ready blandness. The ad licensing. It belongs in the Library of Congress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreOceans Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 RIP community college Dean Craig Pelton Play is a p important historical artifact. The late-90s chain café ready blandness. The ad licensing. It belongs in the Library of Congress. lmao mom electronica Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 Thinking about enjoying a couple a days in Mar-A-Lagoooo in Florida. And see what secret intelligence I can manage to take away. Just by being there. Probably gonna play some golf with the mr orange crew. Also, if I manage to get a snapshot of the guy with the nuclear codes, I'll make sure Moby is in the shot as well. I'm sure he's going to be there as well. By pure serendipity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rotwang Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 "This will be the end of Trump's presidency", says increasingly nervous DJ for the seventh time this year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted February 14, 2017 Author Share Posted February 14, 2017 So Papa posted this in Music Discussion so I think we should really be focusing on Moby's music here. I'll go first: shite. Besides, all that stuff was in the liner notes of Play already. LOL, I didn't even realize that - Tapatalk is still weird when I try to post - it says it failed, but then when I go to the forum index, there it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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