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My memories:

The human skull does not have six holes running down the front and no bone behind the eyes

Earth is on the Sagittarius arm of the Milky Way Galaxy, right Carl?

There were four people in the car when JFK was assassinated

South America is directly south of North America, lined up

The Lincoln Memorial- Lincoln looks relaxed with his hands draped over the edge of each armrest open and loose, his legs open, resting and looking ahead

“Luke, I am your Father” -Darth Vader to Luke, The Empire Strikes Back

Chewbacca receives a medal at the end of Star Wars

C3PO is all golden

Union Jack is symmetrical

New Zealand is North East of Australia

Sri Lanka is directly south of India with a couple of tiny chain islands leading to the island

Mr. Rodger’s sings “It’s a Beautiful day in the neighborhood”

Looney Toons

North Korea doesn’t share a border with Russia

Wizard of Oz quotes-  “Toto, I don’t think were in Kansas anymore”

“Fly, my pretties, Fly!”  “Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain”

and the Scarecrow doesn’t have a gun

The Berenstein Bears by Stan & Jan Berenstein

Fruit Loops

The Village People has 5 members

JFK was the youngest US President in office

Malteasers

Life cereal- “Give it to Mikey, he Likes everything”

Prince ‘Let’s go Crazy!’ opening monologue “Dearly beloved, we’re gathered here today to Celebrate this thing called life.”

The Eurythmics sing “Sweet Dreams are made of These”

XBOX - ‘B’ in XBOX title doesn’t have a tail in the middle

Madonna was born Maria Louise Ciccone

Brussel Sprouts

Curious George has a tail

Pikachu has a black tip yellow tail

Proctor & Gamble

Phil Collins ‘In the Air tonight’ - “Hold On”

Cup O’ Noodles

Coco Puffs

Morton’s Salt

Gordon’s Fish Sticks

Foldger’s coffee

MacDonald’s

Cracker Jacks

Van De Camp’s Pork and Beans

Depends Adult Diapers

Dr. Doolittle

MEGADEATH

Home Depot

Haagen-Daz

White Out

Eddy’s Ice Cream

Double Stuff Oreo

Johnny Walker

O’Reilly’s Auto Parts

Advanced Auto Parts

Smithsonian Institute

Donna Summers

Sally Fields

Sally Fields says “You like me, You really like me!” at the Oscars

Oscar Meyer

Daylight Savings Time

Interview with a Vampire

Addidas

Kit-Kat

Sex in the City

JCPenny

Oxy Clean

Cheez-Its

Volvo sign - the lettering is in a silver circle without the male arrow symbol

Peugot

Alfa Romero

Cannon (cameras)

Jiffy peanut butter

Penzoil

12 Days of Christmas “My true Love gave to me”

Cliff Notes

The Rum Diaries

Vasoline

Disney’s Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs - “Mirror, Mirror on the wall”

I Love Lucy - Desi Arnez says “Lucy, you got some ‘splannin to do!”

Ed McMahon worked for Publisher’s Clearing House, went to people’s houses and gave out giant checks to the winners

Forrest Gump - “Life is Like a box of chocolates”

Febreeze

The Grinch who Stole Christmas

Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmerman

The Three Little Pigs - the Wolf says “I’ll Huff and I’ll Puff and I’ll Blow your house Down!”

Bragg’s Apple Cider Vinegar

VW car logo is the V atop the W in a circle, as one piece, no gap between the V and W

John Deer

SKETCHERS shoes

Chuck E. Cheese

Haley’s Comet

NASA Apollo 13 - “Houston, We have a problem”

Smokey the Bear

Vick’s Vapo Rub

Spaghetti-O’s

JAWS - “We’re gonna need a bigger boat”

Fruit of the Loom has a cornucopia in the logo

FAO Swartz

The Bee Gees - ‘How Deep is Your Love’ - “I really need to know”

Haines

Moses depicted as holy person in art - no horns

Herbal Essence

The Mamas and the Papas - ‘California Dreamin’ - “I began to pray”

Alice in Wonderland - “We’re all Mad here” - Cheshire Cat

Oliver Twist “Please Sir, may I have some more”

King Tut has a snake on his headdress

Captain Crunch

Mega Blocks

James Bond ‘Moonraker’ - Dolly has braces

“Nobody does it like Sara Lee”

Toy Story - “There’s a Snake in my boot”

DEA - Drug Enforcement Agency

A-TEAM van is Black with a Red stripe

RHCP - ‘Under the Bridge’ - “City of Angels”

Noxema

Disney’s The Sword in the Stone, he pulls the sword from a stone

Bruce Lee died on a movie set from a gun wound

I spent my youth in organized religion. KJV does not contain the following: Unicorns, Cockatrices, Satyrs, Slime, Couches, Stuff, Aliens, Round Tires, Mufflers, Bonnets, Manifold, Highways, two Lionlike men of Moab, Tables of the Covenant

“I am the way, the truth and the Light”

“The Lion and the Lamb shall feed together”

The Ten Commandments were on stone Tablets

Mary Magdalene doesn’t have seven devils released from her

One of the daughters of Zelophehad is not Noah

Noah is not Noe

Noah, family and critters do not board the Ark twice

Apostle Paul doesn’t rob other churches, taking wages of them, to do Jesus service

Jesus is not known as Justus

Nobody openeth the Matrix

“Faith, Hope, Love; but the greatest of these is LOVE”

“And ye shall know the Truth, and the Truth Shall set you Free”




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“What if I told you that the World you know is just an illusion, that none of this is Real”

-Morpheus

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*strokes chin*

 

our friend has summited the peak of his lsd trip, and genuinely believes he is seeing the light (we've all been there right?) where he thinks what he is seeing, thinking and writing can heal all the symptoms of the universe but (unkindly) is just gobbledygook 

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Bruce Lee didn't die from a gun wound on set, Curious George doesn't have a tail etc... It's why I wrote that he shouldn't trust his memory.

 

Oh right, you're onto it.

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C-3P0 is NOT all golden - one of his lower legs is silver, not gold:

 

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Mandela effect bullshit

 

Best new bandname 2017 imo.

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Man I wish I was in the right time/mind frame of my life to be tripping in the middle-of-no-where again (glad I did it). I remember many times going squid-jigging. I was an expert squid-jigger. I always out squid-jigged everyone around me. Put me in front of an isolated wharf (with a bright light eliminating the murk) and within the time frame of an hour before the peak of the rising tide and an hour of the ebb I'd always catch a few beasts.

 

Enjoy diatoms

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