New countdown, new release? [Aphex Twin Warp Store]

[Joyrex]

Plans change, folks...

[Kennylogg Bubblebath]

This countdown stuff is utter bollocks, I want my Bleepstore now

 

[Ivan Ooze]

They're fucking with me subliminally

[Humanoid]

 

Jul 20, 16:05, i think

 

 

 

I got it to be a few minutes earlier: Jul 20, 2017 16:02:03.478

 

a: -13.959762476851852

f: 16.965798105324073

x: -3.006035519776493

 

in the code change:

 

var now = new Date().getTime();

to

var now = new Date("Jul 20, 2017 16:02:03.478").getTime();

and the counter is: 00:00:00:00.000

[Dragon]

 

 

Jul 20, 16:05, i think

 

 

I got it to be a few minutes earlier: Jul 20, 2017 16:02:03.478

 

a: -13.959762476851852

f: 16.965798105324073

x: -3.006035519776493

 

in the code change:

var now = new Date().getTime();

to

var now = new Date("Jul 20, 2017 16:02:03.478").getTime();

and the counter is: 00:00:00:00.000

i think at this point it's confirmed a new boards of canada album is imminent

[WeAreOceans]

watmmers have the right to bleepstore

[auxien]

Everything you do is a bleepstore

Bucephalus Bouncing Bleepstore

My Red Hot Bleepstore

Second Bad Bleepstore

[goDel]

What The Bleep

[ola t]

Well, this is embarrassing. I misread "Math.max(0,2 * ...)" in the code as "Math.max(0.2 * ...)". Asking Wolfram Alpha the right thing says a+f+x=0 when a = -13.9598. So yeah, July 20, as very honest and Humanoid have been saying all along.

Edited July 5, 2017 by ola t

[J3FF3R00]

They're fucking with me subliminally

[Hail Sagan]

afx-countdown (T I  M   E    S     T      R       E        T         C          H           m            i             x)

[hijexx]

Someone on Reddit made a graph and nerded out explaining the code.

[psn]

All I wanted was a Pepsi.

[fenton]

[sweepstakes]

jfc what is this, twoism?

[maxd98]

Is this Warp's way of delaying a release?

[phudoshin]

All I wanted was a Pepsi.

Driving me crazy

[Kennylogg Bubblebath]

05:03:21:02.237

 

making another note of the timestamp cos I swear it's slowed down?

[psn]

It speeds up on Saturday. Running at 15% now.

[hello spiral]

jfc what is this, twoism?

 

Worse, the aphex subforum

[pizza]

14 pages of discussing a timer. good work richard!

[Guest]

14 pages of discussing a timer. good work richard!

Exactly! Hahaha

[Kidrodi]

Time is a social construct

[auxien]

We've already experienced whatever will happen, and we'll do it over and over again. We've heard all Aphex material ever in our lives and yet will soon hear it new once more.

[KovalainenFanBoy]

Ugh I'm 14 years old and modern music is so ugh I only listen to REAL music you know Aphex Twins and Boards of Kaneda and shit their music really speaks to me you know all this shit like Nicki Manage or however the fuck you spell her stupid name is bullshit she gets like 69 (XD) billlion views on her songs about asses when real music gets like, what, 5 million views? Fucking disgraceful. Oh btw look at my unique and cool artstyle XD I'm heavily inspired by anime oh btw did I mention I watch anime cuz I do I watch it all the fucking time BUT NOT THE WEIRD STUFF DAD oops did I type that out loud? Nevermind, I'm not going to erase it, because unlike the kids in my school with their swag and yolo, I admit that I make mistakes. And before you think I watch all the normie shit like Naruto and dragonball well think again fuckface cuz I watch the more obscure stuff that dipshits like Evan haven't heard of. Seriously, fuck Evan. I swear, if he hadn't fucking taken Jennie before me, we would have been together, I swear, he's such a douche, and I'm a NICE GUY you know? Anyway, check out my facebook page where I upload funny comics like this daily, peace out :3