Nebraska Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cryptowen Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 23 minutes ago, Nebraska said: Every mainstream American Conservative figure: Curses, my own younger self - my only weakness! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobDobalina Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 14 hours ago, Cryptowen said: Every mainstream American Conservative figure: Curses, my own younger self - my only weakness! And here too I sit, corrected, having thought that the present-day Tuck-Medicated-Asspad's face couldn't get more punchable. God I just want to take a 2x4, Tommy Boy style to that yearbook shitstain 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 On 4/21/2021 at 8:33 AM, Cryptowen said: So there's that popular band trope where they'll end a song by having every instrument hit a big power harmonic that lingers & slowly fades (presumably into the cheering of the crowd). And usually the drummer will do that thing where they're just hitting really light, fast textural tones on the cymbals to go along with it. This is a huge problem among roughly half of all drummers I have recorded. Just let the fucking cymbal ring out. No one cares about your post-song tinkles. Usually I have foresight enough to get them to replay the last 4 bars with a single crash ringing out on the last beat. But I've needed to do at least a few sneaky edits in my time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cryptowen Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 29 minutes ago, Zephyr_Nova said: This is a huge problem among roughly half of all drummers I have recorded. Just let the fucking cymbal ring out. No one cares about your post-song tinkles. I have noticed this phenomenon any time I've gone out dancing & really gotten into it: at a certain point (even totally sober) it actually becomes difficult to stop moving in time to the rhythm. It's like a sort of kinetic flow builds up - I'll leave the dance floor, and notice that my fingers are still moving or my foot is still shuffling as I'm talking to people, almost of their own accord. I imagine it might be the same way with drumming - you become so engaged with the rhythm, that it takes actual conscious effort to break out of it literally chained 2 dah rhythm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 4 hours ago, Cryptowen said: literally chained 2 dah rhythm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zkom Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 I used to think that the automated answers in email and some IMs were kind of stupid but now I've come to realize that when you get an email or message that's clearly just a copy-paste job but they still expect an answer it's perfectly fine to use these quick automated answers to politely say "no". Spoiler Instead of the usual "fuck off". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nebraska Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 observation: this conversation about a situation that almost went left, almost went left Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 (edited) For some reason I can drink straight/pure vodka easier than I used to. And I ain't talkin about that cheap domestic plastic bottle shit. I mean the authentic Ruskiy stuff. Edited April 24, 2021 by ambermonke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubin Farr Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 Gaslighting is spreading thru American culture like a plague Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 There was a truck parked in one of the neighbourhoods I delivered to the other day with "Gaslight" written in big letters on the side. I was like "oooh topical." 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colunga Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 growing list of Marilyn Manson Food Parody titles Ive kept in my notes app for the last year: I Dont Like the Food But the Food Likes Me Steak and Shake and Sodomy Dried Up, Fried Up and Breaded for the World Sweet Creams The Last Cake on Earth Cake Pies and Twinkies Irresistible Cake Anthem The Speed of AuBon Pain Mister Soup-er Star Angel with the Crabs, Wings (and Nachos) And A Slice, Soup and a Star Jam that you Fear/Ham that you Fear 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 Irresistable Cake Anthem is my fave. That one should be fleshed out into a full parody song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 *phones weird al* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ignatius Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 when AI and robotics get advanced enough the Cologuard box is going to walk up to you somewhere and sell you its service and you'll poop right into it then it'll go away and send a notification later to let you know the results. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubin Farr Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 7 hours ago, ignatius said: when AI and robotics get advanced enough the Cologuard box is going to walk up to you somewhere and sell you its service and you'll poop right into it then it'll go away and send a notification later to let you know the results. Ass robots are priority #1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wunderbar Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 (edited) pointless observation Edited April 25, 2021 by Wunderbar 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drillkicker Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 This month I've had more sales and downloads on my Bandcamp page than any month before... which is weird because I haven't put anything new on there and also haven't done any promotion at all. In fact, I almost forgot about it. Also, I deleted my Paypal so I don't have any way of claiming the money that I got from it. So, did you guys here have anything to do with this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ignatius Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 15 minutes ago, drillkicker said: This month I've had more sales and downloads on my Bandcamp page than any month before... which is weird because I haven't put anything new on there and also haven't done any promotion at all. In fact, I almost forgot about it. Also, I deleted my Paypal so I don't have any way of claiming the money that I got from it. So, did you guys here have anything to do with this? someone probably shared a link to your music somewhere. new audience perhaps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iococoi Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drillkicker Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 4 hours ago, iococoi said: This is neither a thought nor an observation, but it is pointless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 It is an observation. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iococoi Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 19 minutes ago, drillkicker said: This is neither a thought nor an observation, but it is pointless. sure it's an observation..vvatch se mofie..~1:37:12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 nice tree mustache Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wunderbar Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 why does this make me horny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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