Candiru Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 I must go to shitter, I’ll be back for the conference call in a few, or I’ll just join whilst’ve in shitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 I wanted to post that coffer maymay in the what are you consuming right now thread. So I done a google and clicked on the first adequate one I saw and this happened 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nebraska Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 lol @ this poster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zazen Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 (edited) A lot of religion is about praising the powerful, and that used to be normal like 300 years ago or whatever, but its a bit outdated now, praise is now mostly for children or pets. So praising a superpowerful deity is odd, in our time. I am left thinking "What sort of deity needs to be praised?" Edited October 9, 2019 by zazen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zkom Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 A lot of religion is about praising the powerful, and that used to be normal like 300 years ago or whatever, but its a bit outdated now, praise is now mostly for children or pets. So praising a superpowerful deity is odd, in our time. I am left thinking "What sort of deity needs to be praised?"That's what I've found weird about monotheistic religions since teenage years. The god is supposed to be an omnipotent and omniscient being but yet he goes pestering mortal people and insisting they worship him. What does he/she/it gain from that? Is the god just a massive egotistical asshole?Also why does my phone's autocorrect know words like fist fucking but not asshole? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerwolf Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 (edited) I’m gonna have a wine fuelled wank over Kim Gorden tonight. Jeez this woman is sexy female beast. Edited October 10, 2019 by beer badger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingformung Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 1 hour ago, beer badger said: I’m gonna have a wine fuelled wank over Kim Gorden tonight. Jeez this woman is sexy female beast. I'm gonna sniff glue and wank over ur post tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auxien Posted October 11, 2019 Share Posted October 11, 2019 (edited) i think the ring finger might be the most awkward to lose. the pinky would just be out there on the end, little and sorta by itself. Edited October 11, 2019 by auxien Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted October 11, 2019 Share Posted October 11, 2019 10 hours ago, beer badger said: I’m gonna have a wine fuelled wank over Kim Gorden tonight. Jeez this woman is sexy female beast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerwolf Posted October 11, 2019 Share Posted October 11, 2019 Why do sometimes I write complete immature, dronk, jibberish, that I know will embarrass me? (and I don’t even know any of you lol) Such a silly billy badger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted October 11, 2019 Share Posted October 11, 2019 I never thought much of Seth Meyers when it comes to comedy, but when he does the "A Closer Look" thing on his show where he sums up current events, he excels. I have been impressed so many times by his smart, wry, deadpan overview of what is happening and how fucking dumb it is, just plainly stated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted October 11, 2019 Share Posted October 11, 2019 My post count is seven posts from 12k. Six now, I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 (edited) C0ngr@tul@ti0ns *best page break. Edited October 12, 2019 by Zephyr_Nova Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marf Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 I loathe the "what do you do" question. I don't do much, I work for money. I don't really have a career. What do I do? Lie through my teeth or get a career? 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvatorin Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 you grab their crotch to assert dominance 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 Just now, marf said: I loathe the "what do you do" question. I don't do much, I work for money. I don't really have a career. What do I do? Lie through my teeth or get a career? Yeah man I hate that shit too. It can either be a cliche "getting to know you on a date" question or some arbitrary neo-Victorian small talk. Why can't we all just agree that we're doing what we can to get by and call it a day? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 (edited) Yesterday I spend the day in a seaside resort town. For lunch I went to a local pizzeria, and the waitress who served me looked oddly familiar. After a moment of pontificating, it donned on me that she looked like the Cake Farts girl. (NSFW if you've never seen the vid) She was super friendly tho. Afterwards I visited the aquarium/marine life conservation center in the same town. And I watched a ringed seal face me upside-down and shit in the tank whilst submerged. Pretty sure it's not the first time he's done it. Edited October 13, 2019 by ambergonk Idk. I felt like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvatorin Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 u talkin bout seward? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 49 minutes ago, Salvatorin said: u talkin bout seward? bingo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 (edited) 3 hours ago, ambergonk said: Yeah man I hate that shit too. It can either be a cliche "getting to know you on a date" question or some arbitrary neo-Victorian small talk. Why can't we all just agree that we're doing what we can to get by and call it a day? I'm in the same boat. It's nice to hear other people on here dealing with the same thing. Edited October 13, 2019 by yekker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvatorin Posted October 14, 2019 Share Posted October 14, 2019 2 hours ago, ambergonk said: bingo went to that aquarium summer 2018 on MDMA. highly recommended Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auxien Posted October 14, 2019 Share Posted October 14, 2019 4 hours ago, ambergonk said: Yeah man I hate that shit too. It can either be a cliche "getting to know you on a date" question or some arbitrary neo-Victorian small talk. Why can't we all just agree that we're doing what we can to get by and call it a day? 4 hours ago, marf said: I loathe the "what do you do" question. I don't do much, I work for money. I don't really have a career. What do I do? Lie through my teeth or get a career? 1 hour ago, yekker said: I'm in the same boat. It's nice to hear other people on here dealing with the same thing. going to cross reference all of you and make sure you didn't post in this thread: :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milwaukeeeee Posted October 14, 2019 Share Posted October 14, 2019 On 10/9/2019 at 10:14 PM, zkom said: That's what I've found weird about monotheistic religions since teenage years. The god is supposed to be an omnipotent and omniscient being but yet he goes pestering mortal people and insisting they worship him. What does he/she/it gain from that? Is the god just a massive egotistical asshole? Also why does my phone's autocorrect know words like fist fucking but not asshole? More than a simple limited praise to some "god" as we wrongly understand, what it is said in religions, in reality it is concieved to be an adoration of some sort which aims an absortion in the timeless, infinite source self which is at the same time everything and everyone at once. It is a concious union or connectin with that higher energy while still here in our current lives on earth in order to develop our highest states and possibilities, but of course the method to attain that are not just fake praises to some conceptual god. Mainstream understanding of religions are only the superficial and erroneusly understood conceptions of this idea. When you seek for deeper sources like freemasonic stuff, rosicrucians, kabbalah, the 4th way, sufism, jnana and bathki yoga, etc.. you get a glimpse of what is all about, and to what extent "the big monoteistic religious orgnizations" come from and what does their work should serve for the individual today, which sould be the aim of questioning the sources and deepest roots and contents from which they were originated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted October 20, 2019 Share Posted October 20, 2019 There is a fly literally breakdancing next to my laptop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drillkicker Posted October 20, 2019 Share Posted October 20, 2019 On 10/12/2019 at 11:30 AM, Zephyr_Nova said: C0ngr@tul@ti0ns *best page break. I'm surprised I could hear that tone. Last I checked I couldn't hear anything above 6kHz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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