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4 hours ago, auxien said:

 

 

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I hate listening to ambient tracks because if they turn out bad I've just wasted 10 minutes of my life.

 

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The IDM Man will make you make IDM until you get signed; then forever after.

 

IDM LIFE is real, yo.  Making electronic music for like 23 years— there’s gotta be some meaning in all this.

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10 minutes ago, peace 7 said:

The IDM Man will make you make IDM until you get signed; then forever after.

 

IDM LIFE is real, yo.  Making electronic music for like 23 years— there’s gotta be some meaning in all this.

would refer the honourable member to the thoughts of William Burroughs on this exact theme, see Invocation section from Cities of the Red Night:

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to Zahgurim, whose number is twenty-three and who kills in an unnatural fashion

 

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18 minutes ago, peace 7 said:

The IDM Man will make you make IDM until you get signed; then forever after.

 

IDM LIFE is real, yo.  Making electronic music for like 23 years— there’s gotta be some meaning in all this.

Peace 7 lives!!!! 😮😮😮😮

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A coworker from Lithuania is genuinely saddened by the sparsity of snow this winter where we live compared to past years. And I fear that there's little I can do to console him.

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Don't watch porn much but I popped it on yesterday and saw a guy with a dick that had not the girth of a baby's arm but the girth of MY arm. And I work out! 

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I'm also not the kind of guy who watches porn all the time...

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I watch a lot of porn

 

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I mean I Ummmmmmmmmmm.... :whistling:

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Nu Vaporwave Porn VR on CBD and Omega 3 capsules got me off PCP

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If I was a time traveller I'd probably go to all the raves I missed first.. squarepusher warp20 in sheffield 09, [email protected], all the boc gigs i can find. orbital playing chime.. dance to BT playing divinity, orb's little fluffy clouds, UR,wisp at bangface. tysk raider at freqs of nature. bogdan:) hang out with lynch. give nick drake a hug. gift a flower to the incredible string band. maybe bring a tape recorder to those old hurrian hymns 1400BC. try to marry bill murray and fail horribly. probably also fuck up my ears to my bloody valentine, weird bowie out with a record from the future. listen to yabby you and sit on a tree nearby smiling into the past. mess with longmont potion castle when he calls a place I can identify.  I'd probably get old before I get anything worthwhile done

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In the name of God please give that Scottish Chimp Faced Munter her independence. And give her something else to stick her ugly fucking pig faced snout in.

 

 

 

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4 hours ago, beer badger said:

In the name of God please give that Scottish Chimp Faced Munter her independence. And give her something else to stick her ugly fucking pig faced snout in.

 

 

 

 

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I walked into the transport office this morning, and everybody was saying the same thing. Just fuck off ya fucking Munter.

Here's your independence (if you don't bottle it) and just go and suck EU cock instead (the irony of that!)

*waves pitchfork*

 

 

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This incident report at work made me chuckle:

"A lady came in to make a complaint about some vitamins she bought and to get a refund. She said she took one tablet and it made her angry and sick, and made her yell. She said it was similar to the drug Ice. The product was magnesium orotate"

 

 

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Is there a difference between a "nurse" and a "registered nurse".  if not, why does every nurse seem to mention that registered part?  Kind of redundant.  Unless it isn't.

Yeah I could google it, but where's the fun in that.  Also... thread idea.

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Yeah there is a thing called an enrolled nurse .. they are lower down the pecking order of the human centipede of hospital health care 

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I can tell I'm getting old because lately I've been into stuff that's about 25 years out of date.  If you're in to stuff that's more like 15 years out of date like I used to be then you're ahead of the curve, but 25 years out of date and you're just following the latest fad.

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I’m 32 but whenever I talk to people maybe 2 or 3 years younger than me, they haven’t heard of anything more than 10-15 years old. 

Someone at work mentioned seeing a giant rat outside, so I made a Princess Bride reference and like 4 people had never heard of the movie. Culture is dying. 

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On 12/10/2019 at 8:32 PM, yekker said:

I hate listening to ambient tracks because if they turn out bad I've just wasted 10 minutes of my life.

 

I’m sorry I did that to you

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I've always lived by the smell test - I'll happily keep, and eat, things well past their sell-by date as long as they smell/taste/look alright. Cheese? Cut the mouldy bit out, the rest is fine you wuss. Pasta? Don't be dumb, pasta never goes off. But today I met my match. Natural yoghurt. It smells and tastes sour anyway. 

I've done a couple of really weird shits this morn

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7 hours ago, Candiru said:

I’m 32 but whenever I talk to people maybe 2 or 3 years younger than me, they haven’t heard of anything more than 10-15 years old. 

Someone at work mentioned seeing a giant rat outside, so I made a Princess Bride reference and like 4 people had never heard of the movie. Culture is dying. 

I've seen that reference in two different games but have never seen the film from whence it originated. And I'm 35 now.

But I still like Kubrick films, Taxi Driver, Blade Runner, Aliens, Akira, Koyaanisqatsi, etc.

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